Strong Badia the Free Responses
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On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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[edit] Locations
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)
- Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)
[edit] Error Messages
- {Note: Some items give different responses when used on a person as opposed to when they are used on an object. These responses are given only if a person or object doesn't give a specific response listed on the other response pages. If an item here is lacking a response when used on Strong Bad, he usually just gives the same as the "Person" response. If no response is listed, Strong Bad simply gives one of the general messages.}
[edit] General Messages
[edit] Strong Bad interrupting
[edit] Fake Sword
[edit] Fake Sword → Object
- STRONG BAD: This sword is as dull and weak as Strong Sad himself. It can't cut through anything!
[edit] Fake Sword → Person
- STRONG BAD: No fake swordplay for me. I don't smell bad enough.
[edit] Glow Stick
[edit] Glow Stick → Object
- STRONG BAD: That looks better NOT glowing.
[edit] Glow Stick → Person
- STRONG BAD: This is no time for a rave, lightswitch or otherwise.
[edit] Katana
[edit] Katana → Object
- STRONG BAD: I don't want to dull the mighty sword's blade.
[edit] Katana → Person
- STRONG BAD: Nah, I'll let him live... for now.
[edit] Katana → Strong Bad
- STRONG BAD: I know things look bad, but ritual suicide is hardly ever the answer.
[edit] Lighter
[edit] Lighter → Object
- STRONG BAD: Won't burn.
- STRONG BAD: That's not flammable!
[edit] Lighter → Person
- STRONG BAD: I'd love to see him not not on fire, but not not not now.
[edit] Lighter → Strong Bad
- STRONG BAD: Man, I'm ALREADY on fire!
[edit] Pilot Wings
[edit] Pilot Wings → Person
- STRONG BAD: He's done nothing to deserve these.
[edit] Pilot Wings → Strong Bad
- STRONG BAD: Nah, I already know I'm cool. I need to give these to somebody who's not so sure of himself.
[edit] Pottery Shard
[edit] Pottery Shard → Object
- STRONG BAD: This thing's an ancient artifact! I gotta be careful with it.
[edit] Pottery Shard → Person
- STRONG BAD: After all the crap I went through to get this, I'm not giving it to just anybody.
[edit] Power Strip
[edit] Power Strip → Object
- STRONG BAD: That doesn't need power, I need power!
[edit] Power Strip → Strong Bad
- STRONG BAD: I can't decipher this ancient Homsartifact on my own. Maybe if I used it somewhere else...
[edit] Pretendix
[edit] Pretendix → Person
- STRONG BAD: Nah, it takes a special kind of person to be impressed by a shriveled-up organ in a jar.
[edit] Pretendix → Strong Bad
- STRONG BAD: Nah. I've still got my original factory-installed pretendix.
[edit] Strong Bad Doll
[edit] Strong Bad Doll → Object
- STRONG BAD: I'm keepin' this little guy with me. Junior appreciates me for who I am.
[edit] Strong Bad Doll → Person
- STRONG BAD: Even a tiny, unlicensed version of me is still too awesome for him to handle.
[edit] Three-Ring Binder
- STRONG BAD: This is a priceless artifact, apparently! I gotta be careful with it.
[edit] Tony Stony
- STRONG BAD: Tony Stony's an important diplomat. I can't just go throwing him around everywhere.
[edit] 100% Completion
- STRONG BAD: All right! An extra super special bonus costume! Looks like... {Max Skull-and-Crossbones Shirt appears on screen} ...some kind of cheesy cross-promotional marketing tie-in? Ah, well. Free shirt!
[edit] Hints
{While under house arrest}
- STRONG BAD: Man, The Poopsmith left a serious stink shadow in here. I gotta open a window.
{After talking with protestors}
- STRONG BAD: My genius ideas of escape aren't working. Maybe if I talk to the throngs of zealots outside I can get some idiotic ones.
{After hearing about the effigy}
- STRONG BAD: They call that an 'effigy' of The King of Town?!? I could make a better one with one eye tied behind my ear!
{Before picking up the towel}
- STRONG BAD: They say in prison you gotta avoid the showers, but I think I can make an exception.
{Before picking up the pillow}
- STRONG BAD: Maybe I can sneak out of here when they do the next laundry delivery. That's a cliche I haven't tried yet.
{Before picking up the couch fluff}
- STRONG BAD: All this nothing-doing is wearing me out. Maybe I should go downstairs and take a nap.
{Before picking up the crown}
- STRONG BAD: {sorrowfully} I wanna go to my room and look at my souvenirs. Remember when I was a free man!
{Before adding any acquired objects to the effigy}
- STRONG BAD: I don't know what to do with all this crap I have. I bet the NOtesters outside could use it.
{Before picking up the Maps & Minions board or attempting to leave The Field without it}
- STRONG BAD: Despite the fact that I am a card carrying litterbug, I should probably pick up some of the crap laying around here. It's looking like styhole city!
{Before acquiring the quesos}
- STRONG BAD: This map is working pretty good! I wonder if there's anything else in that board game I can use and abuse.
- STRONG BAD: I'm gonna need to establish a trade route between Strong Badia and the local merchants. After that, a light snack maybe.
{Before talking to The Cheat}
- STRONG BAD: I can't believe everybody ditched Strong Badia like that. At least The Cheat will never let me down.
{After talking with The Cheat}
- STRONG BAD: I almost kinda don't really but sort of a little bit feel maybe somewhat bad for being so hard on The Cheat. I should get him something to make him feel special.
- STRONG BAD: Stupid The Cheat, thinks he needs more recognition! I recognize that he's being a SEVERE butt-pain! What does he want? A medal?
{Before visiting the black market}
- STRONG BAD: How come ya never see Bubs going in and out of the concession stand? Does he have a back entrance or something? OR ARE THERE TWO OF HIM? Nah, prolly the back entrance thing.
{After getting the lighter and talking with Strong Sad}
- STRONG BAD: What's taking me so long to beat Strong Sad? He'll fold like a big gray paper as soon as I put the heat to him.
{After burning one of Strong Sad's things}
- STRONG BAD: Strong Sad's will is breaking. I just need to turn up the heat to push him over the edge.
{Before annexing Pompomerania}
- STRONG BAD: I bet Club Technochocolate is JUMPIN' right about now!
- STRONG BAD: I'm gonna have to use all my diplomacy skills on Pom Pom to get him to join up.
- STRONG BAD: Can you believe Pom Pom said I don't have style? I'll show him style! My style. I'll show him my style.
{Before picking up a glowstick}
- STRONG BAD: If Pom Pom won't join me, I can at least steal everything not nailed down in his cloughb. I'll start around the DJ booth.
{Before picking up the metal detector}
- STRONG BAD: Hmmm. Did I remember to not make my bed this morning? Maybe I should go check.
- STRONG BAD: There it is again. The feeling that I forgot to forget to make my bed.
{Before speaking with Homsar}
- STRONG BAD: As much as I hate what can only be loosely described as "talking" to that guy, I've got to get Homsar to join Strong Badia if I want to reach the castle.
{After speaking with Homsar, but before speaking with Strong Sad}
- STRONG BAD: Given that he never shuts up, Strong Sad must be good at language. Maybe he can understand Homsar.
{Before locating all the Homsartifacts}
- STRONG BAD: I should start building up my empire's economy, and there's only one practical way to do that: start digging for buried treasure.
- STRONG BAD: I gotta get back to treasure huntin'! There's untold riches everywhere! Er... At least sorta told riches.
{In Homsar Reservation, before picking up the Strong Bad doll}
- STRONG BAD: If I'm gonna be traveling through all these newly-formed countries, I should pick up some souvenirs before I crush and assimilate them.
{After Strong Sad is sick, but before he complains of fever}
- STRONG BAD: I forgot how totally unadaptable Strong Sad is to foreign climates... or the Czar of the Thermostat as we call him at home.
{After Strong Sad is sick, but before Strong Sad complains of shivers}
- STRONG BAD: Maybe I should get Strong Sad a "get well soon" gift.
{Before placing all of the Homsartifacts in the pylon}
- STRONG BAD: That's a freaky-looking stalact- stalagmi- stalac- rock jutty-outer over there.
- STRONG BAD: I'm sick of carrying all this Homsar crap around. It's got to be useful somewhere.
{While carrying the Pretendix}
- STRONG BAD: I wonder how much a fat, whiny pretendix is worth, anyway?
{During the Taranchula battle}
- STRONG BAD: The only way to kill the Taranchula is to cut both its heads off. Sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is.
{In Country, before picking up the Fake Sword}
- STRONG BAD: A two-headed giant taranchula? Looks like Strong Mad's been peeking at the role-playing Munster Manual back in Strong Sad's room.
{In Country, before picking up the Katana}
- STRONG BAD: I wonder if Pom Pom's got anything that'd help me beat the Taranchula.
{After failing to destroy the Ice Head}
- STRONG BAD: Killing that Taranchula is taking forever! I'd better start a fire and camp here for the night.
{Before the Homestarmy draft}
- MARZIPAN: You better not be starting that "Homestarmy" nonsense again.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homestarmy? Never, lieutenant! I mean, corporal! I mean, Marzipan.
- MARZIPAN: I've told you a million times I don't like your friends hanging out at my house. I swear, sometimes I think we should just break up... again.
- STRONG BAD: What's Marzipan been doing all this time? She's usually got all kinds of arts and craftsy doo-doo projects she's trying to show off.
{Before drafting Coach Z}
- STRONG BAD: If Homestar's going to be any use to my empire at all, he's going to have to build up the Homestarmy with more than small kitchen appliances.
{After receiving Tony Stony}
- STRONG BAD: Why did I let Strong Mad give me Tony Stony? I gotta get rid of this thing.
{Before annexing Homsar Reservation}
- STRONG BAD: Things are making too much sense. I want to talk to Homsar.
{Before annexing Country}
- STRONG BAD: I probably shouldn't leave Strong Mad alone for too long.
- STRONG BAD: This empire is going to need a strong military. Who better than my tank of an older brother, Strong Mad? Or Fleshwall Jackson, as I've just started calling him.
{After becoming the new King of Town}
- STRONG BAD: One of these doors has GOT to be the way outta here!
{After talking with Strong Sad/Homestar}
- STRONG BAD: Stupid The Of Town, thinks he can read all my email! Two can play at that game!
{After finding out about The Of Town's plot}
- STRONG BAD: Can The King of Town just make any dumb law he wants?
{After sending a non-effective tax e-mail}
- STRONG BAD: I still can't believe The Of Town put a tax on the one thing I use the most. I was RIGHT to start a revolution!
{After the Of Town declares war}
- STRONG BAD: Argh, this place is like my grandma's! Drafty, too quiet, and nothing to play but board games!
[edit] Main Menu
[edit] New Game
- STRONG BAD: Under my new game, everyone gets ice cream!
- STRONG BAD: New Game!
[edit] Save/Load
- STRONG BAD: {rubbing hands together} Saveload!
- STRONG BAD: Savélowad.
- STRONG BAD: They ask, "Can this game be saved?" I ask, can this game be loaded?
[edit] Settings
- STRONG BAD: {shrugs} Settings?
- STRONG BAD: SETTINGS!
- STRONG BAD: Volume! Widescreen! Your vote counts!
[edit] Quit it
- THE KING OF TOWN: {comes in from the left} Death to tyrants!!
- STRONG BAD: {shoves him offscreen} Quit it!
- STRONG BAD: {pointing at camera} Quit it!
[edit] Preview
- STRONG BAD: {suggestively} Scenes from the next episode!
- STRONG BAD: Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P.
- STRONG BAD: I have a dream... of the next episode!