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Revision as of 20:03, 31 March 2012


My autobiography


My name is Dan. I was born on 10/31/86. I'm a software developer living in Jerusalem. That's right, I'm a nerd. And proud of it. I love Star Wars, Harry Potter, and of course "it's dot com!" My IRC nicks are DeFender1031, D-Fender1031, and D-Fender.

My personal favorites

My current status With The Ladies

Oh, twice! I'm a lavish gift-giver!

What I would look like as a video game


My bottom 10

10. People who apologize when they didn't do anything wrong.

  • Under this category also falls people who thank you for like, sending them a file that you asked for help with.

9. People who claim that a kilobyte is 1,000 bytes.

  • It's actually 1,024. Most storage device manufacturers do this, and it really bugs me. My 200 gigabyte Hard drive is only 189 gigabytes because of this fact.

8. People who claim that you need a full 4.7 gigabytes to store DVD quality video.

  • A DVD can only hold 4.4 gigabytes (see my 9th worst thing)
  • DVDs tend to encode the black bars around the screen, rather than just encoding them as blank space.
  • DVDs tend to have large encoding formats. Using x264, one can get a full length movie down to 700 megabytes at near perfect quality, and 1.2 gigabytes is enough for lossless quality.

7. Those Fake message notifications that some people have on their pages.

6. People who need to note every little reference or spelling correction or underscore removal that they add to the wiki.

  • If the description of the edit is longer than the edit itself, it's really not worth noting.

5. People who act like they know everything.

  • And when you try to prove them wrong, they:
    • Say "look it up" as if they know better than you.
    • Argue semantically, attempting to change the meaning so that it still fits what they said.
    • Rarely do admit to being proven wrong, but if it happens, no matter how many times it happens, they'll just say "well, this is the first time you've proven me wrong."

4. Vandals

3. Girly girls.

  • You know, the ones who are always worrying about their hair and stuff. The ones who get upset about stupid things and don't act rational.

2. Losing good friends because they have to move on.

  • Like, if they get a job elsewhere, or get married and go to live elsewhere, or go to a different school, etc.

1. People who don't respect other peoples' opinions.

  • Especially people who try to force their ways onto others.

Things that didn't quite make my bottom 10

  • Playing a video game and forgetting to save for a long time, then accidentally shutting it off and realizing that everything you did for the past day and a half is gone— WHY, LINK WHY?!
    • They should have an autoprompt save thing that comes up every so often... like after big events such as bosses or large dungeons... instead of only when you die. Seriously, if i wasn't so darn good at the game I'd have been fine.
  • People who purposely type "teh" instead of "the".
  • Putting a pot of water on the stove to boil and forgetting about it.
    • Then it boils out and I have to start over.
  • Accidentally forgetting to change my keyboard language back from Hebrew before typing.

The best thing I've ever seen, done, or eaten

One of my roommates (the chef in the apartment) asked us what we wanted for dinner. I said that I didn't know. He asked "okay, let's start with how many courses you want." I said, half joking, half just not even paying attention "23", while the other two guys didn't even say anything. He pulled it off, most courses being smaller than the size of a tablespooon, AND without going to the store to get anything we didn't already have. Here was the meal:

  1. Pasta with mushroom sauce
  2. Ice Pop
  3. Half a cherry tomato with salt and pepper
  4. Lettuce with vinegar and mustard
  5. Tea
  6. Hazelnut liquor
  7. Fresh peach slice
  8. Baked potato slice with butter and salt
  9. Kiwi liquor
  10. Soup nuts
  11. Cookie, peanut butter optional
  12. Deviled baked potato slice
  13. Chocolate liquor
  14. Oatmeal, maple syrup optional
  15. Deviled egg
  16. Rice, soy sauce optional
  17. Chocolate
  18. Pancake piece (basically him throwing together flour water and a lot of sugar and frying it... wasn't bad at all)
  19. Cereal, lightly salted (he BSed this one)
  20. Garlic and baby corn
  21. Spicy wheat grout and baby corn
  22. Stewed tomato in a sweet lemon sauce (aka melted popsicle)
  23. Ice cream

I actually learned a lot about cooking, and it was a heck of a lot of fun.

different wiki

Make the wiki different, eh, Steven?

The trolls they'd go away (Goodbye!)
All the good users would stay
And to do a search of page history
Would be as easy to do as a search for The Fat Bee (AND PEA!) (And pee.)

And images would be uploaded with a descriptive summary (With links to the toon it's from!) (I know!)

People would give away barnstars
that were chocolate hundred-dollar bills (Image-ation chocolate!)
And every single user
would choose to recieve e-mails (Or at least there'd be some system to communicate privately)

And every change would be a good edit! (Check it out, yo!)
And Dot com would get his due credit! (Thank you!)
And the fan base wouldn't change at all,
'Cept it wouldn't be so small (Two, three, four.)

And this little weird page
Though it's true, it still annoys me
Because of how it gets used
You know, in a "to be discussed"
When people just say "this page is a spoon" (DaAaAa, I'm sick of hearing that!)

Current Thoughts

  • I AM living a lie... and G-d knows I would LOVE cash back. — February 18, 2009
  • GIRLS ARE CONFUSING! — July 6th, 2009
  • I guess I just don't understaaand the ladies! — July 18th, 2010

My Contributions to the Wiki

Most of what I do is gnome work. I tend to add facts or appearances to pages here and there. I read all recent changes. This is to the point where, if I was away for a day or two, I check for my last edit and open a new tab for each page starting from the earliest change to it and go through its history. In addition, some notable things that I have done include:

Some Haikus

Wiki Related

Vandals bother me. Why don't they just go away? Somebody block them.

Editing pages. Late into the night I sit. I should be asleep.

A bad talk page post. About plot, not page content. Take it to forum.

Bored out of my mind. Clicking random, reading page. Edit where needed.

I have work to do. Wiki's more interesting. Guess my work will wait.

Character Bios Turned Haiku

As dumb as the wall. Underbite and arms unseen. Is he wearing pants?Homestar Runner

Wrestleman supreme, Answers emails from viewers. Types with boxing gloves.Strong Bad

Furry animal. Kicked around by wrestleman. So glad he's not dead. — The Cheat

Large, loud, square muscle. Vocabulary lacking. No volume control. — Strong Mad

Miserably depressed. Has feet of an elephant. Gray body, white face. — Strong sad

Big fat yellow blob. Martial arts skills are unmatched. Gets all the hot chicks. — Pom Pom

She's the only girl. Dates Homestar when she feels like. She isn't a broom. — Marzipan

More than two problems. Lives in gym, drinks Listerine. Green jumpsuit, clown feet. — Coach Z

Lovable vendor. Sells all types of crazy crap. Also Thnikkaman. — Bubs

Eating tons of stuff. Has Poopsmith, reasons unknown. Heart shaped like a ham. — The King of Town

Shoveling whatsit. Has taken vow of silence. Smells like a crapsmith. — The Poopsmith

Non-sequiter champ. Magical hat will amuse. It's the secret guy. — Homsar

Freaking marshmallow. Frightens a lot of children. Made from the best stuff. — Marshie

Every Halloween. Summoned by organ jingle. Serious problems. — The Goblin

No one likes his style. Alien from outer space. Sound effect distinct. — Nebulon

Many combolations. Creepy guy from down the street. Prescribes marriages. — Senor Cardgage

20X6. Big eyes, blue hair, robot boots. Asks for a challenge. — Stinkoman

Cool shades, private eye. Always works with Renaldo. Gonna have to jump. — Dangeresque

Attracts some cute boys. Leads the girls to their demise. Loves Vamlumtimes day. — Cheerleader

Overachiever. Imagined Brett Bretterson. Polite and boring. — So and So

Often excluded. Had her license for a year. Long pants and T-shirt. — What's Her Face

Crush on every boy. FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED. Listens to pinebark. — The Ugly One

Man with the huge mouth. Never a good sign to see. Kills off all teen girls. — Arrow'd Guy

Leads the commandos. Actually has a gun. Voiced by Crack StuntmanGunhaver

Not a commando. Would be a good mission guy. Never had pizza. — Reynold

Bad British accent. Needs to shave, can't take the heat. Dresses like Rambo. — Fightgar

Rhymes are his domain. He's that guy that flies that plane. Wears a dog tag chain. — Crackotage

Same size as the rest. Helmet b/w microphone. Silent, but deadly. — Silent Rip

Speaks in Cheat noises. Not a good commando name. Does demolitions. — Firebert

Likes to say "Hey guys". Wears Justice Rocket Backpack. Comes in when needed. — Reinforcements

He's in charge of stuff. Might be the leader, might not. Decorated vest. — Flashfight

Red ninja outfit. Enjoys ambrosia salad. Limited offer. — Ripberger

Take heavy losses. We got like fifty of them. Could use air support. — Green Helmets

Cares for his Nana. Blue Laser's evil leader. Fan-freaking-tastic. — Blue Laser Commander

Dragon shaped like S. Burninating the peasants. He comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIGHT! — Trogdor

Talks in gibberish. Sweet Cuppin' helicopter. Tries to get The Worm. — Sherlock

Chased by The Wheelchair. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes scene stealer. Name is his catchphrase. — Eh! Steve!

funny stuff

This section is for miscellaneous things that I find funny.

Favorite Quotes

Star Wars

"I have a bad feeling about this"
-Every Star Wars Character EVER

"Size matters not."
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
-Master Yoda

"No, I am your father."
-Darth Vader(I felt it was necessary to include this because people so often misquote it.)

Space Balls

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
-Dark Helmet
"What's that make us?"
-Lone Star
"Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become."
-Dark Helmet

Zero Wing

"All your base are belong to us."
"You have no chance to survive, make your time."

"Take off every zig, for great justice."

Random Assorted Nerdy Things (or RANTS)

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, and all my base are belong to you."
-Think Geek

"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
-Linux enthusiasts

"I just realized that all of my quotes are super-nerdy."

Mixed Metaphors, Jumbled Statements, and Other Takeoffs on Popular Phrases

"That'll open up a real can of Pandora's boxes"
"Tear through it like a hot knife through tissue paper"
"The seeds have been planted, now all we need to do is wait for the tree to spread its wings and fly away."
"It's like the blind arguing with the color blind about how red the sky is."

"Up a paddle without a creek"
"We give you just enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot"
"We'll burn that bridge as we cross it"
-Insane Coder

"To be away is well and good, but home is where the dog is."
-My dog's facebook account, aka. me (I really have no life)

"Yeah I'm squealing, that's the sound you make when your best friend takes a gun and stabs you in the back right in front of your eyes!"
-Shawn Hunter, Boy Meets World

"There are plenty more fish in the skillet."
-A friend of mine

Quote of the week contest

Okay, so here's how this works. I will add a quote with no source here once a week. People can post where they think it's from, and who said it on my talk page under the proper date (the dates below are linked and anchored). If they get it right, they win, and I add the source and their name. One rule, and I ask that you uphold it, though I have no way of knowing, please don't use Google or such to find the answer. If you know, great, if you don't, Google is kind of cheating, don't you think? Okay. Gentlemen, start your brains!

"The deepest Circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."
-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Winner: Trey56 04:48, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

"I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"
-The Underminer, The Incredibles
Winner: Mario2.PNG Super Martyo boing! 04:13, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

"Please tell me this doesn't run on gas! Gas explodes, you know!"
-Dr. Susan Calvin, I, Robot
Winner: Homestar-Winner (talk) 04:27, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

"What plot? You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!"
"The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?"
-Warp Darkmatter and Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Winner: Insane Coder 05:14, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

"You were once a professor of psychiatry, specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur."
"Yes, and now I work for the United Nations."
"So your work has not changed."
-Wadsworth and Professor Plum, Clue
Winner: TheCoolBot 22:59, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

"Bless you, bless all of you! Be fruitful... and do long division or something!"
-Bruce Nolan, Bruce Almighty
Winner: TheCoolBot 19:50, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

"I'm waiting. For an apology."
"You'd better check the temperature in hell first."
-Stephen Franklin and Jeffrey Sinclair, Babylon 5
Winner: — talk Bubsty edits 01:15, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

"So, you're really a college professor? You're not from the CIA, the NSA, or any of those three letter places?"
-Major Rebecca "Beck" Childs, The Core
Winner: TheCoolBot 20:46, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

IRC Quotes (Because SysRq868 isn't the only one who can do it...)


[2007-12-16 15:41:00] <DeFender1031> so, Chwoka, would you marry chimmy?
[2007-12-16 15:42:47] <Chwoka> No.
[2007-12-16 15:42:52] <DeFender1031> :-(
[2007-12-16 15:43:08] <Chwoka> Besides, I dun wanna.
[2007-12-16 15:43:14] <DeFender1031> dun wanna what?
[2007-12-16 15:43:36] <Chwoka> And she doesn't want to either.
[2007-12-16 15:43:48] <Chwoka> She has expressed her distaste.
[2007-12-16 15:43:52] <DeFender1031> marry at all?
[2007-12-16 15:43:58] <Chwoka> Yes.
[2007-12-16 15:44:03] <DeFender1031> bleh
[2007-12-16 15:44:15] <Chwoka> I would, but I don't know anyone nmaed "At All".
[2007-12-16 15:45:49] <DeFender1031> lol
[2007-12-16 15:46:06] <Chwoka> You can't fool me, De-Fender!
[2007-12-16 15:46:49] <DeFender1031> "And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone"
[2007-12-16 15:46:56] <DeFender1031> gen 2:18
[2007-12-16 15:47:04] <DeFender1031> you can't escape it
[2007-12-16 15:47:08] <Chwoka> ...
[2007-12-16 15:47:12] <Chwoka> i'm an atheist.
[2007-12-16 15:47:23] <Chwoka> i can.
[2007-12-16 15:47:25] <DeFender1031> oh.... in that case
[2007-12-16 15:47:38] <DeFender1031> "And the LORD Science said, It is not good that the man should be alone"
[2007-12-16 15:47:45] <DeFender1031> :P
[2007-12-16 15:48:02] <Chwoka> lol
[2007-12-16 15:52:08] <Dinoshaur_> Jesus loves you, Fendem'n.
[2007-12-16 15:52:27] <DeFender1031> Dinoshaur_, umm...
[2007-12-16 15:52:42] <Dinoshaur_> :P
[2007-12-16 15:52:43] <DeFender1031> where did that come from?
[2007-12-16 15:52:55] <Chwoka> Your comment above.
[2007-12-16 15:53:01] <DeFender1031> which one?
[2007-12-16 15:53:11] <Chwoka> About marriage.
[2007-12-16 15:53:13] <DeFender1031> oh
[2007-12-16 15:53:25] <DeFender1031> what does that have to do with Jesus?
[2007-12-16 15:53:53] <DeFender1031> that's the old testament... the Jewish bible if you will
[2007-12-16 15:53:57] <DeFender1031> no jesus there
[2007-12-16 15:54:10] <Chwoka> O U GOT PWNED
[2007-12-16 15:54:18] <Dinoshaur_> It's all letters 'n' crap.
[2007-12-16 15:54:39] <Chwoka> I hear in the third testament coming soon...
[2007-12-16 15:54:48] <Chwoka> JESUS RISES FROM THE BOOK
[2007-12-16 15:55:02] <Chwoka> They're still working on it, though.
[2007-12-16 15:55:06] <Dinoshaur_> Old Testament rocks. It's got lots more naughty stuff in it.
[2007-12-16 15:55:21] <Chwoka> It'll probably just end up a pop-up book.
[2007-12-16 15:55:24] <DeFender1031> Chwoka, i can't wait for the seventh testament...
[2007-12-16 15:55:24] <DeFender1031> they say that harry finally defeats voldemort... :P
[2008-02-06 05:44:45] <DeFender1031> i would marry this music if that were legal... and... possible... and... not creepy
[2008-04-17 18:53:24] <Chwoka> #hrwiki-social
[2008-04-17 18:53:25] <Chwoka> #hrwiki-social
[2008-04-17 18:53:50] <The_Mu> #hrwiki-social is deregistered.
[2008-04-17 18:54:00] <Chwoka> what
[2008-04-17 18:54:02] <Chwoka> what
[2008-04-17 18:54:03] <Chwoka> what
[2008-04-17 18:54:06] <Chwoka> WHY
[2008-04-17 18:54:10] <Chwoka> WHY WHY WHY
[2008-04-17 18:54:21] <Chwoka> TELL ME WHY IT WAS DEREGISTERED
[2008-04-17 18:54:30] <DeFender1031> because it's totally unnecessary
[2008-04-17 18:54:42] <DeFender1031> THIS is the social channel already
[2008-04-17 18:55:13] <DeFender1031> there's no "on-topic" rule here, so what's the point of having a separate channel for off-topic when we can be off-topic here already?
[2008-04-17 18:55:23] <Chwoka> Well, yeah, but the plan was that we'd move all socializing into there and leave thisd channel for discussion of HRWiki.
[2008-04-17 18:55:43] <DeFender1031> meh
[2008-04-17 18:56:02] <DeFender1031> only the sysops need to actually discuss business...
[2008-04-17 18:56:06] <DeFender1031> and they...
[2008-04-17 18:56:09] <DeFender1031> >_>
[2008-04-17 18:56:11] <DeFender1031> <_<
[2008-04-17 18:56:21] <DeFender1031> have their own methods of communicating
[2008-04-17 18:58:47] <Chwoka> They attach encoded messeges into dolphins and mail them to sea world.
[2008-04-17 18:59:26] <Chwoka> Then they sit in the back row with binocolors (sp?) and write down the patterns of water sprouts.
[2008-04-17 18:59:38] <DeFender1031> buy-no-colors!
[2008-04-17 18:59:47] --> year2000prob has joined this channel (i=3aad68ba@gateway/web/ajax/
[2008-04-17 18:59:47] <DeFender1031> only use black and white!
[2008-04-17 18:59:59] <DeFender1031> Chwoka, binoculars
[2008-04-17 19:00:07] <DeFender1031> not binocolors
[2008-04-17 19:00:13] <DeFender1031> :P
[2008-04-17 19:00:36] <DeFender1031> and, yes... either that, or they just email all changes to strong bad
[2008-04-17 19:00:39] <Chwoka> They go back and unencode it (it's a special version of morse code) and then have to figure out the anagram.
[2008-04-17 19:01:39] <Chwoka> THEN, once it's unanagramed, the word order is reversed, which isn't too much of a problem, but there you go.
[2008-04-17 19:01:59] <year2000prob> Yolate, guys.
[2008-04-17 19:02:09] <DeFender1031> umm
[2008-04-17 19:02:18] <Chwoka> After that, they attach a high-pitched sound file vto it and post it on IRC.
[2008-04-17 19:02:24] <DeFender1031> if it's anagrammed, word order is part un unscrambling it
[2008-04-17 19:02:32] <Chwoka> But only other sysps can hear it.
[2008-04-17 19:02:51] <DeFender1031> exactly
[2008-04-17 19:03:05] <DeFender1031> and that's why we don't need #hrwiki-social
[2008-04-17 19:03:40] <Chwoka> Once that happens, they write it down before the messege is cleared and E-Mail it to Strong Bad with the subject line "DONUT RESPOND, REDIRECT"
[2008-04-17 19:04:29] <DeFender1031> and then strong bad takes that email to krispy kreme, and has it baked into a dozen original glazed
[2008-04-17 19:05:08] <DeFender1031> which he then sends back to the sysops who sent it originally
[2008-04-17 19:05:14] <Chwoka> And then TBC, who are both in cahoots with the sysops, subliminally message them in an HR cartoon WHILE strong bad bakes them into a dozen original krispy kreme donuts as a fall-back.
[2008-04-17 19:05:30] <DeFender1031> and at that point, they can finally read the messages
[2008-04-17 19:06:05] <Chwoka> As we all know, sysops can only red HR subliminal messages.
[2008-04-17 19:06:16] <Chwoka> It's a requirement.
[2008-04-17 19:06:23] <DeFender1031> yes
[2008-04-17 19:06:42] <year2000prob> A very amusing story.
[2008-04-17 19:06:52] <year2000prob> I'll write it down.
[2008-04-17 19:07:20] <Chwoka> By that point, they take the doplhins back and give them a seemingly randomly-patterned tatoo with colors and stuff.
[2008-04-17 19:07:46] <Chwoka> Then it washes up on shore and the sysops see it on the local news and decode it once more.
[2008-04-17 19:08:44] <Chwoka> AT THAT POINT, they sell the donuts as part of a fundraiser, and once they bite into it, the information is opened up to all sysops who couldn't decode it.
[2008-04-17 19:09:46] <Chwoka> It's a very time-consuming process, especially since the SBEmail thing only allows 1 messege a week and it's always delayed until Monday.
[2008-04-17 19:10:11] <DeFender1031> which is why nothing ever gets done
[2008-04-17 19:10:20] <Chwoka> Exactly!
[2008-04-17 19:10:41] <Chwoka> Hey, DeFender, put that on PasteBin or your userpage or something.
[2008-05-05 04:32:40] * D-Fender1031 wonders how he suddenly became so popular
[2008-05-05 04:33:04] <SammiSeldowitz> ?
[2008-05-05 04:33:30] <D-Fender1031> i suddenly have 3 (possibly 4) invitations/possibilities for what to do on israeli independance day
[2008-05-05 04:33:50] <HomestarWinner> DeFender1031, you were never popular and never will be.
[2008-05-05 04:34:02] <DorianGray> Wow, that was the worst misreading of all time... "* D-Fender1031 wonders why he suddenly wants to eat puppies".


For privacy reasons, I have modified channel and nick names of non-hrwiki members.

[2007-12-24 18:36:05] --> FW has joined this channel.
[2007-12-24 18:36:21] <FW> Happy birthday!
[2007-12-24 18:36:54] <MZ> lol
[2007-12-24 18:37:16] <DeFender1031> FW, umm... this is #somechannel, not #jesus'sprivatechannel
[2007-12-24 18:37:19] <MZ> i like wishing happy new year to people with birthdays.
[2007-12-24 18:37:52] <FW> Hm.  Obviously no one got the Frosty the Snowman reference...  Oh well!
[2007-12-24 18:38:02] <DeFender1031> nope :P
[2007-12-24 18:38:20] <BQ> Defe: Well, it's almost the birthday of Somechannel as well :)
[2007-12-24 18:38:41] <BQ> within a month's precision anyway
[2007-12-24 18:39:29] <DeFender1031> BQ, yeah, and every day is my birthday... within 6 months precision anyway
[2007-12-24 18:39:48] <BQ> Defe: That's true as well. Happy birthday!
[2007-12-24 18:40:26] <DeFender1031> BQ, lol, thanks!
[2008-01-22 18:04:12] --> N has joined this channel.
[2008-01-22 18:04:20] <N> hi there
[2008-01-22 18:04:37] <SysRq868> Hey N :)
[2008-01-22 18:04:39] <S> hi
[2008-01-22 18:04:53] <N> is there somebody who cold help me in a serius problem?
[2008-01-22 18:04:59] <N> please
[2008-01-22 18:05:30] <N> i need  to speak with ma dead brother
[2008-01-22 18:05:48] <DW> do we have a psychic wiki?
[2008-01-22 18:06:03] <N> r u askin me?
[2008-01-22 18:06:06] <S> probably
[2008-01-22 18:06:09] <N> i gues not.
[2008-01-22 18:06:15] <N> im sorry
[2008-01-22 18:06:22] <S> N: this is a help channel for some wiki repository, is there something we can help you with?
[2008-01-22 18:06:23] <SysRq868> S: WHAT? You haven't memorized them all yet?!
[2008-01-22 18:06:35] <S> SysRq868: too many new ones each day :)
[2008-01-22 18:06:48] <SysRq868> Blllaaaad excuse.
[2008-01-22 18:06:52] <N> so you can not..?
[2008-01-22 18:07:02] <N> where i should ask?
[2008-01-22 18:07:13] <N> do you know anybody?
[2008-01-22 18:07:17] <D> N - I would suggest googling for your answer "making contact with the dead"
[2008-01-22 18:07:36] <N> a did
[2008-01-22 18:07:37] <N> nothin
[2008-01-22 18:07:56] <D> then how did you find our irc page?
[2008-01-22 18:08:04] <D> it's a far cry from looking for psychics
[2008-01-22 18:08:11] <N> a wanna chat with somebody who knows so he can teach me how
[2008-01-22 18:08:23] <DeFender1031> so what are you doing here?
[2008-01-22 18:08:29] <N> same place,google
[2008-01-22 18:08:35] <DeFender1031> do you often walk into a library to order a burger?
[2008-01-22 18:08:53] <D> N, I cannot see the reference between google and finding dead people then coming to our site.
[2008-01-22 18:08:58] <N> it seem here i could get an answer
[2008-01-22 18:09:02] <D> esp a support IRC chat.
[2008-01-22 18:09:07] <D> You won't receive your answer here.
[2008-01-22 18:09:13] <N> ok
[2008-01-22 18:09:20] <DeFender1031> just like you won't recieve a burger at a library
[2008-01-22 18:09:25] <D> this is a technical support chat sorry.
[2008-01-22 18:09:35] <D> Best to move on to another site's IRC page.
[2008-01-22 18:09:42] <D> don't ask me which. I wouldn't know.
[2008-01-22 18:10:00] <N> socan you tell me any site where i can take ma answer by chat?
[2008-01-22 18:10:07] <D> N
[2008-01-22 18:10:08] <D> no
[2008-01-22 18:10:10] <D> I just said that
[2008-01-22 18:10:12] <N> ok
[2008-01-22 18:10:27] <N> have a nice time
[2008-01-22 18:10:38] <-- N has left this server.
[2008-01-22 18:10:44] <DeFender1031> weird...
[2008-01-22 18:10:47] <D> well f*** me that was random
[2008-01-22 18:10:51] <H> yes... to say the least
[2008-01-22 18:11:01] <S> heh, nicely handled though guys :)
[2008-01-22 18:11:08] <JP> indeed :)
[2008-01-22 18:11:08] <D> sounds like a conversation I had at work today though.
[2008-01-22 18:11:11] <DeFender1031> you guys know the joke i was referring to when i said a burger at a library, right?
[2008-01-22 18:12:15] <D> *phone rings* / I answer / *hello how can I help you?* /yer, can you fix my internet/ *no, I'm a website support person, not a isp technician, call your isp* /well who's that/ *I don't know, who do you use for the internet* /windows/
[2008-01-22 18:12:34] <DeFender1031> blonde walks into a library and says "i'll have a burger fries and a coke" and the librarian says "i'm sorry, this is a library" and the blond say "(whispering) oh, i'm so sorry, i'll have a burger fries and a coke"
[2008-01-22 18:12:49] <D> hehe DeFender, yes I have :)
[2008-01-22 18:13:06] <DeFender1031> it really reminds me of that though
[2008-01-22 18:13:13] <D> indeed
[2008-01-23 07:24:28] <DeFender1031> or worst comes to worts, (blah blah blah irrelevant)
[2008-01-23 07:24:35] <PE> wort wort wort
[2008-01-23 07:24:41] <DeFender1031> wosrt*
[2008-01-23 07:24:44] <DeFender1031> darn!

And here's one where the guy just gets dumber and dumber... note, this is in a specific help channel that has nothing to do with anything this SST guy is talking about.

[2008-05-02 11:48:43] <SST> okay honest question here.. please do not give me absurd responses.. this is completely honest.. if you had a chance to marry a hot girl or to become world's most infamous hacker.. which one would you choose
[2008-05-02 11:49:00] <TP_> i wouldn't want to marry her
[2008-05-02 11:49:24] <TP_> definately not worlds most infamous hacker
[2008-05-02 11:49:43] <GC> lloll
[2008-05-02 11:49:50] <DeFender1031> she needs more qualities than mere physical attractiveness, but...
[2008-05-02 11:50:16] <SST> well I have a choice of becoming world's most famous hacker or marrying a very hot girl..
[2008-05-02 11:50:19] <SST> I am not sure which one to choose
[2008-05-02 11:50:37] <SST> and I have until tomorrow to decide my fate
[2008-05-02 11:50:39] <DeFender1031> SST, how does that work?
[2008-05-02 11:51:07] <C_S> lol SST
[2008-05-02 11:51:14] <C_S> your know where near most infamous hacker
[2008-05-02 11:51:19] <SST> I play Sims2 (
[2008-05-02 11:51:20] <C_S> ive never even heared of u
[2008-05-02 11:51:33] <C_S> so playing sims 2 makes u a hacker?
[2008-05-02 11:51:54] <SST> no, my character in sims2 could either be marry a hot girl or be an infamous hacker
[2008-05-02 11:52:06] <C_S> oh jesus christ
[2008-05-02 11:52:06] <SST> hmm.. so many options
[2008-05-02 11:52:09] <BLG> SST, please take this elsewhere
[2008-05-02 11:52:10] <C_S> **** off an die
[2008-05-02 11:52:14] <C_S> god
[2008-05-02 11:52:19] <SST> okay.. I will try somewhere else
[2008-05-02 11:52:21] <DeFender1031> SST... this is not the place
[2008-05-02 11:52:23] <SST> thanks though for the feedback
[2008-05-02 11:52:27] <C_S> stupid ****
[2008-05-02 11:52:28] <BLG> Try /dev/null
[2008-05-02 11:52:42] <C_S> try your mom
[2008-05-02 11:52:52] <C_S> go talk to her or sumthing, get some love, u seem to need it
[2008-05-02 11:53:15] <SST> C_S: what did BLG do to you man? stop bashing him
(03:08:44 AM) SomeoneElse: i had the nintendo theme in my head for two days
(03:09:16 AM) DeFender1031: nintendo theme?
(03:09:21 AM) DeFender1031: what nintendo theme?
(03:09:27 AM) DeFender1031: i wasn't aware that they had just one overall theme
(03:09:28 AM) SomeoneElse: do do do do do do do do do do do
(03:09:33 AM) SomeoneElse: you know?
(03:09:42 AM) DeFender1031: that was REAL helpful

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