8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from The Field in 8-Bit Is Enough.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Brick Wall
This area is only clickable after applying the logic board to the Trogdor machine.
- STRONG BAD: You can usually find Senor Cardgage reading to the pigeons behind here, but now there's just all these burnt chicken bones. I guess Trogdor must've scared them- {realises another theory} Ohhh.
Algebros
- STRONG BAD: Well, if it isn't the Algebros. The edutatining, fireball-chucking stars of Math Kickers. What's the total, brotals?
- DEX: {on-screen caption} This 3D world is totally bogus.
- RYU: {on-screen caption} We must restore balance!
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, I pretty much gotta kill a dragon to get all you guys back where you belong. Wanna come with?
- DEX: {on-screen caption} Radical!
- RYU: {on-screen caption} We must restore balance!
- {The Algebros vanish from the brick wall.}
- ON-SCREEN TEXT: THE ALGEBROS have joined your party!
- STRONG BAD: Man, it's worth it just to shut those guys' text boxes up.
Bubs' Concession Stand
On arrival after applying the logic board to the Trogdor machine
{Cue a zoom-in on Marzipan, her expression showing an over-exaggerated feeling of rage. Both she and Bubs are now at the roof of the Concession Stand. She jumps menacingly several times, causing the scaffolding to collapse and vanish.}
- STRONG BAD: What was THAT all about?
- BUBS: All kinds a' weird goings on, Strong Bad! There was that big flickerin' and flashin' in the sky, and then Marzipan went plumb loco balonco!
- {Marzipan tosses several crates during Bubs's lines, jumps viciously after he's finished speaking, and starts tossing the crates again.}
- BUBS: See what I mean?
- HOMESTAR: {appears on screen} Oh, is Marzipan having one of her "episodes" again? You just gotta pretend you're listening to her. Let me handle this. {vanishes and re-appears next to Marzipan before speaking half-heartedly} Yes, Marzipan. You're right of course. Good point.
- {Marzipan attempts to toss a crate at Homestar, but misses.}
- HOMESTAR: Missed me! {dodges another crate} You call that a throw? Give 'er the old one-two!
- {Marzipan continues to toss crates; one of which opens another exit in the field.}
- STRONG BAD: Hey, that was my favorite bush! I wonder what's behind there...
Concession Stand
- STRONG BAD: Yup, the concession stand is still here.
Crate
- STRONG BAD: Marzikong was tossing these things around like she's got an infinite supply of 'em.
Marzipan & Bubs
- BUBS: Tell that machine to stop all that yappin'! We're trying to get some work done here!
- STRONG BAD: Why aren't you behind the stand, Bubs? I got lots o' bootleg VHS movies I want to trade in.
- BUBS: We're closed for remodelling, Strong Bad! I gotta fix all the damage YOU did while you were making your movie.
- STRONG BAD: So why is Marzipong here? Protesting the construction?
- MARZIPAN: Hmpf. Shows how much YOU know, Strong Bad. I'm making sure he does everything to code. I DO have an architectural engineering degree, you know.
- STRONG BAD: How's the construction goin', Bubs?
- BUBS: It'd go a lot faster if you'd stop bugging me and quiet down that dang old arcade machine!
Bubs
These responses can only be seen after applying the logic board to the Trogdor machine.
- BUBS: Help, Strong Bad!
Bubs → Marzipan
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Quit foolin' around and come down here.
- BUBS: What the... who's fooling around? Marzipan went crazy and dragged me up here!
- STRONG BAD: Are you gonna let that woman tell you what to do?
- BUBS: I will if she tosses a crate at me every time I try to move! Those things hurt!
- STRONG BAD: You're at least twice as thick as Marzipan, Bubs! Just get down here.
- BUBS: Just 'cause I'm big doesn't mean I like getting a crate in the gut. Find some way to get rid of her!
Bubs → Logic Board
- STRONG BAD: You gotta help me fix that Trogdor machine, Bubs. I think Strong Sad broke the "logic board" or something.
- BUBS: The logic board? Well, that explains everything! You must've broken the 8-Bit Reality Containment Field, causing our universe to combine with the world of viderogames!
- STRONG BAD: That's right, STRONG SAD did that. Can you fix it for me? I mean, him?
- BUBS: Oh, I've been fixin' logic boards since before you were in double diapers! I can even make it so you can play those foreign-type imported games! But I won't be able to do jack OR squat until you do something about that crazy crate lady!
- STRONG BAD: Get down here and help me with this logic board.
- BUBS: I already told you! I'll fix that board right up for you, no charge. I'll even make it so you can play imported games! Just get Marzipan away from me!
Marzipan
These responses can only be seen after applying the logic board to the Trogdor machine.
- STRONG BAD: I think I actually like Marzikong better this way.
- BUBS: Well I don't! Help me get rid of her!
Videlectrix Box
- {Strong Bad lifts up the box and grabs the contents therein}
- STRONG BAD: It's my new logic board from Videlectrix! Now I just need to install this baby in the Trogdor machine, and we can end this episode early!
The Field
Cell Phone
- {Strong Bad pulls out the cell phone and dials a number. The phone rings.}
- STRONG BAD: Good thing the Videlectrix phone number is the same as the secret code to get a zillion med in Awexome Cross.
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone, while an 8-bit image of them appears off to the side} Videlectrix! We use computers... to make video games.
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, {speaks quickly} my Trogdor arcade machine just broke all of a sudden for no reason at all after I didn't do anything to it. And now it's runnin' around all over the place beatin' people up and scaring everyone... {normal} which is actually pretty cool, except now I can't play it.
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Uh... all our operators are busy, so... you've reached our voice mail. If you want to hear about Videlectrix's amazing catalog of all the best games... uh, say "One". If you want to join the Good Graphickateers Club, say "Two". And what else? For our hint line, say "Three".
- {After the logic board arrives near Bubs' Concession Stand}
- STRONG BAD: The Videlectrix guys are probably busy making the coolest new games. I better not bother them.
Cell Phone → 1
- STRONG BAD: One!
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} For the item-grabbing excitement of Peas-ant's Quest to the side-style scrolling of Stinkom'n 20X6, Videlectrix has the best games for you and your family or inmates.
- STRONG BAD: Could I talk to an operator?
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Take a skinny dip into our back-catalog with modern classics like "Lady Crate Ape", "Mista Fixit", "The Spirits of '76", "The Videlectrix Halfathlon" and "The Halls of Tragdor", now with thirty-two kiloherts of real 3Ds!
- SECOND VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} That's supposed to be kilobytes, and it's not really 3D.
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone; yelling} WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT INTERRUPTING ME WHEN I'M FAKING A VOICE RECORDING ON THE TELEPHONE?
- SECOND VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} You said not to do it.
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} That's right, all three of the glorious Ds!
- STRONG BAD: Uno!
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Again? Look, we've made a lot of games for all type graphics computers, so just buy them already! Look it up on our BBS!
Cell Phone → 2
- STRONG BAD: Two.
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Two, right. The Good Graphicketeers. Send in thirteen proofs of purchase and all kinds of shipping and handling to join the Videlectrix Good Graphicketeers! You'll laugh 'til you puke with our radical new Good Graphicketeer trading cards! Collect all four for a special surprise!
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, but—
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone, interrupting} Hang on, gotta do the legal text: {quickly} Surprise may not seem all that special to residents of California, Wyoming and Puerto Rico.
- STRONG BAD: Look, man, I know this isn't voice mail. How do I fix my Trogdor machine?
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Processing... command not recognized. Please say "one", "two" or "three".
- STRONG BAD: I already—
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone, interrupting, yelling} Say "one", "two" or "three"!
Cell Phone → 3
- STRONG BAD: Three.
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Hint line. Okay, if you're stuck in one of our award-winning adventure-type games, what you're gonna want to do is take every one of your items, and then use it with every other item until you find the right answer.
- STRONG BAD: That's supposed to be a hint?
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone, yelling} I DIDN'T FIGHT IN THREE CONSOLE WARS TO TAKE THAT ATTITUDE FROM SNOT-NOSED LITTLE... THESE HINTS ARE THE BEST THAT NINETY-NINE CENTS A MINUTE CAN BUY!
- STRONG BAD: Gimme another hint. Ah, I mean, three.
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Oh, I don't know. Just use your clicker on everything. It'll solve itself eventually.
Cell Phone → 4
- STRONG BAD: Four!
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} You chose option four. That's... er, {softly} which one was option four?
- SECOND VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} You know, I... I didn't think we've had an "option four".
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone; yelling} YOU'RE NOT PAID TO THINK! HOW'M I SUPPOSED TO RUN A FAKE VOICE MAIL AND PUT UP WITH YOUR LIP AT THE SAME TIME?!?
- STRONG BAD: Four! Two plus two! Quatro! Double double deuce!
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} All right, all right, you got me. You say you got a problem with your Trogdor cabinet? You're gonna need to put in a new logic board. That'll fix it right up. We'll drop one off next to the concession stand nearest you.
- STRONG BAD: Finally!
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} That'll be $149.95. How you wanna pay for that?
- STRONG BAD: Uh, the number you have reached is not in service. Please hang up and try again.
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Oh, sorry about that. I'll just—
- {Strong Bad turns the phone off and the image of the Videlectrix guys disappears. A box with the V in "Videlectrix" falls out of the sky and lands next to Bubs' Concession Stand.}
Trogdor Machine
Note that using the key on the Trogdor Machine has the same effect for the first two responses.
- {Strong Bad advances on the Trogdor arcade machine, but the beefy arm sticking out of him socks him in the face}
- STRONG BAD: Oof!
- {Strong Bad falls on the ground, then gets back up}
- STRONG BAD: Can't get anywhere near that thing. Maybe Dumplo was right for once.
- {Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad's face. An image of Strong Sad appears beside him}
- STRONG SAD: You'd have to be some type of idiot to take on Trogdor alone.
- {Strong Sad disappears as he says, "Some type of idiot" repeatedly. Meanwhile, Homestar walks into Strong Badia, behind Strong Bad}
- HOMESTAR: Hey, Strong Bad! Whatcha doin'?
- {Strong Bad advances on the Trogdor arcade machine, but the beefy arm sticking out of him socks him in the face}
- STRONG BAD: Oof!
- {Strong Bad falls on the ground, then gets back up}
- STRONG BAD: I better cut that out. It's starting to knock the husk out of my naturally husky head.
- {While Homestar is playing on it}
- STRONG BAD: Homestar's using his head as a distraction. Now's my chance to fix the machine!
- {After using the logic board on the machine}
- STRONG BAD: It's even more broken than before! At least it's less punchy now.
- {After seeing Strong Badia's destruction}
- STRONG BAD: Get in the game... all right, let's do this!
- {Strong Bad transforms into the low-res 3D render from SBCG4AP Advertisement, his RhinoFeeder sprite, and finally his Secret Collect sprite, before going inside the Trogdor machine.}
Key → Trogdor Machine
- {While Homestar is playing on it}
- HOMESTAR: {continues to take a beating} Ow. Ow.
- {Strong Bad unlocks the cabinet door.}
Logic Board → Trogdor Machine
- {When the cabinet door is open}
- HOMESTAR: {continues to take a beating} Ow. Cut it out. Hey, good shot! Ow. Ow.
- STRONG BAD: {starts inserting the logic board} Man, smells like burning wet The Cheat all down in here.
- {The cell phone rings.}
- HOMESTAR: {answering machine message} You've reached out and touched Homestar Runner. Please leave a massage.
- {Strong Bad places the cell phone on the floor.}
- VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Hey, Videlectrix here. Our legal department wanted to remind you not to install that logic board around anything that's exposed to radiation... {Homestar starts glowing again.} ...'cause it could potentially cause the end of existance as we know it. Okay, thanks! {hangs up}
- HOMESTAR: {dizzily} Hey Strong Bad, could you finish my game for me? I'm feeling a little woozy.
- STRONG BAD: {continues to put the logic board into the machine} Almost... got it...
- {Cut to a view of the Earth from space. A series of white ripples is seen from where Free Country, USA is located. Cut to various shots of the cast in silhouette being blinded by the white light. Finally, cut back to the cabinet, now standing lifeless, with Strong Bad lying near it.
- STRONG BAD: {stands up} Well, that was easy and extremely painful. I better go trick somebody into carrying this machine back into the basement for me.
- {A roar is heard from nearby.}
- STRONG BAD: {turns towards the sound, panicked} That sounded like it was coming from Strong Badia!
The Gremlin
Cool Car
- STRONG BAD: {in his Dangeresque voice} Dangecar...esque. Full auto-pilot! Razor tipped sawblade hubcaps! Ejector hatch! And a top speed of zero miles per hour. {turns to the camera} Model shown with no equipment.
- {After using the logic board on the Trogdor arcade machine}
- STRONG BAD: {in his Dangeresque voice} Dangecar...esque. Full auto-pilot! Razor tipped sawblade hubcaps! And... {sees two 8-bit snakes slithering on the hood} Snakes?? {turns to the camera} I don't remember adding snakes. Why didn't I remember to add snakes?
- {He takes the snakes, then writhes}
- STRONG BAD: Note to self: Best place for keeping a tangle of writhing snakes: Not my pants.
Limozeen Space Machine
On departure after applying the logic board to the Trogdor machine
- {Strong Bad sees the Limozeen tourbus from Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey arrive and crash onto a bush near the Drive-Thru Whale.}
- LARRY PALARONCINI: {voiceover} Aw, no way! I told you we shoulda t aken the Space Jersey Turnpike!
Bush
- STRONG BAD: No way I'm getting that bus out of there without professional help.
Space Bus
{first time only}
- STRONG BAD: Is that... the Limozeen Space Machine?
- LARRY PALARONCINI: {appears on screen as a pixelated head of himself} Well all right!
- HOMESTAR: {appears on screen, excited} Oh my gosh Limozeen Larry, I love ya! Will you sign my UI window?
- STRONG BAD: What happened to you guys?
- LARRY PALARONCINI: We were jammin' through space lookin' for hot babeliens to beam aboard, when all of a sudden - squidelee-doo! There was a bright flash, and we ended up here!
- HOMESTAR: Oh no! What can we do to help you rock, rock on?
- LARRY PALARONCINI: {head vanishes, bus starts shaking with his speech} This bus ain't goin' NOwhere unless we can get a tow!
- {Homestar vanishes.}
- STRONG BAD: Is the space machine a-rockin'?
- LARRY PALARONCINI: {voiceover} Can't rock the space machine without hot babeliens! You gotta get us towed outta here so we can start beamin' 'em back on board!
The Stick
- STRONG BAD: Keep on stickin' it out, Sticky.
- {After applying the logic board to the Trogdor machine}
- STRONG BAD: At least Trogdor spared the Stick. I don't know what we'd do without you, my pointy little pal.
Strong Badia
On arrival after using the logic board on the Trogdor machine
- {Strong Bad is greeted by the whole of Strong Badia on fire. Nearby is Trogdor, roaring proudly near the Bear Holding a Shark.}
- STRONG BAD: {in disbelief} Trogdor? NOOOOO!! Bad Trogdor! Heel!
- {Trogdor breathes fire towards Strong Bad, missing, and runs off.}
- STRONG BAD: {anguished} My poor kingdom!! You were never supposed to burninate MY countryside! I thought we were BFF's! {turns towards the camera, gesturing with his hands} That's Burninating Friends Foreva!
- HOMESTAR: {suddenly appears in a pop-up window near Strong Bad} Uh... hey, Strong Bad. Is this a bad time?
- STRONG BAD: I wasn't crying! Wait... Homestar? Where are you?
- HOMESTAR: I'm in your interface. Pretty cool, huh?
- STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Well get out! I've got enough to worry about without you gettin' all up in my HUD {pronounced "hood"} like some kinda pop-up spam!
- HOMESTAR: Yeah, that's a problem. I think I'm stuck in this videogame unless you can find a way to get me out. {shifts closer to Strong Bad} By the way, did you know that Total Load can enlarge your vectroid region by 27 percent? {his window increases in size} Click here to find out how! {vanishes}
- STRONG BAD: {heavily agitated} ARRRGH!! First the burnination of Strong Badia... now I've got HomeSpam! Trogdor, you messed with the wrong player character this time! I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I have no other choice... I must... KILL... TROGDOR!!! {pauses, before turning to the camera} Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?
- HOMESTAR: {re-appears} Hey! Listen! Those guys in videogames are always killing dragons! Have you tried getting into the videogame and asking one o' them?
- STRONG BAD: How am I supposed to get in the game?
- HOMESTAR: {inspirational speech} You wanna get in the game, you gotta WANT it! {The camera focuses on the open cabinet door on the Trogdor Machine.} Be the ball! Live your dreams! Believe in yourself! You never get a second chance to make a first impression! {The camera focuses itself back to Strong Bad.} Now are you gonna get in there and show that dragon who's end boss?
- STRONG BAD: {confidently} Yeah!
- HOMESTAR: I can't hear you! But I'm gonna assume you said "yeah". The acoustics in this videogame are TERRIBLE. {vanishes}
Flag
- STRONG BAD: The mighty flag of Strong Badia, a beacon of hope to all who loves fences and dirt. {faces the camera} And probably lots of chocolate.
- {After Strong Badia is destroyed}
- STRONG BAD: How can Trogdor burninate my flag? He and that snake holding a big knife are practically cousins!
Homestar
- {First time only}
- HOMESTAR: Uh-oh! Don't look now, but look at that thing over there!
- STRONG BAD: Calm down, Homestar; it's just a rampaging Trogdor arcade machine.
- HOMESTAR: Never mind that; I'm talkin' 'bout that walk-'em-up videro game over there! Ooh, I wanna play it so bad!
- STRONG BAD: So... why don't you go over and play it?
- HOMESTAR: {sadly} Because I lost my lucky video game quarter.
Homestar → Trogdor
- STRONG BAD: Today's your lucky day, Homestar! You get to help me fix the Trogdor machine!
- HOMESTAR: {excited} I DO?!? What do I do? What do I do?
- STRONG BAD: Just stand in front and try to play it while I open up the back.
- HOMESTAR: Oh, I'm all over it! I'm great at standing in front of things!
- STRONG BAD: Yep, you're a regular standing Stan! Now let's go!
- HOMESTAR: Can't, man. I gotta stay here in case my lucky quarter comes back! What if he shows up and I'm gone? {worried} He'll be so scared and lonely. He'll just be standing there holding his sno-cone and crying... {becomes deeply anguished} ...while everybody looks at him. {sniffs}
- STRONG BAD: Just go play the Trogdor machine, already. It doesn't even TAKE quarters.
- HOMESTAR: Homestar Runner knows two rules of the arcade: don't try to eat the fruit on the screen, no matter how delicious it looks; and never play without your lucky quarter!
Homestar → Quarter
- STRONG BAD: What was all that yibber-yabber about a lucky quarter?
- HOMESTAR: Lucky George has gotten me through a lot of tough jams: Street Masher, Street Masher 2, Street Masher 2: Slightly Different Costumes Edition... That quarter and I are arcade legends in five countries!
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, yeah, you're a pinball wizard. But why are you trespassing in Strong Badia?
- HOMESTAR: Because it's here! I can't find heads or tails of it, but something deep down in my gut tells me Lucky George is close by!
- STRONG BAD: All right, all right. I'll help you find your quarter.
- HOMESTAR: Thanks, Strong Bad! You're the eleventh best friend a guy could have.
- STRONG BAD: I'll help you find that quarter.
- HOMESTAR: Oh boy! Where is it?
Homestar → Quarter → Angel
- STRONG BAD: Where'd you have it last?
- HOMESTAR: Well, there was the pie-eating contest this morning, and then that hour I spent saying "Hey Marzipan, guess what!" to Marzipan, and then Coach Z bet me a moist Benjamin I couldn't catch the quarter in my mouth, and then I came here and must've dropped it. But if anybody can dig it up, you can! I hear you're the best digger in Cairo!
- STRONG BAD: It's gotta be around here somewhere.
- HOMESTAR: It's always in the third-to-last place I look.
- STRONG BAD: {puzzled} Uh... what?
- HOMESTAR: I always like to look a few extra times to make sure I found it. But if anybody can dig it up, you can!
- {After obtaining the coin}
- STRONG BAD: You swallowed it.
- HOMESTAR: {bitterly} Step off! Don't even joke about that! That lucky quarter keeps me a champion! From videogames, to track and field, to gambling on whether or not I can catch said lucky quarter in my mouth...
Homestar → Quarter → Devil
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, I just saw it next to that Trogdor machine.
- HOMESTAR: Oh boy! Wait here! {runs to the machine, crouches down to look just before Trogdor punches him, and walks back disappointingly} Nope, I don't see it! {goes back to the machine, and crouches down before Trogdor could punch him} Whooops, my foot's untied. {walks back}
- STRONG BAD: I swear I saw it next to the Trogdor Machine.
- HOMESTAR: I'm on it! {runs to the machine, crouches down to look just before Trogdor punches him, and walks back disappointingly} Nope, I don't see it!
Metal Detector → Homestar
- {The Metal Detector is responding as if it's almost found something metal.}
- HOMESTAR: {excited} Whoa! Did you find my quarter? Lucky George, here boy! Ooh, it's so close I can TASTE it! I'll just step over here so you can get to digging it up!
- {Homestar steps away, but the detector's reactions slows down as he did so.}
- STRONG BAD: Hey!
- {Homestar walks back to his original position. The detector's reactions speed up.}
- HOMESTAR: There it is again! It must be on the move!
- STRONG BAD: {points the detector towards Homestar's torso; the "metal found" riff is heard} Uh, Homestar... {points the detector back to the floor} ...did you swallow your lucky quarter?
- HOMESTAR: Of course not! And it certainly didn't taste anything like butterscotch!
- {Strong Bad points the detector back towards Homestar's torso. A radiant glow then shines around him, revealing that the quarter is inside his stomach.}
- HOMESTAR: You must be using it wrong. Let me try. {takes the detector} Sounds like Lucky George is on the move! I'll find him! {walks off and stops near the Trogdor machine} Whoa! Did you hear that? {bends down to his left, dodging another punch} It MUST be around here! {bends down to his right, dodging yet another punch, before standing up and throwing the detector on the ground} Your so-called "metal detector" must be broken, I don't see it anywh-
- {Trogdor FINALLY sneaked a punch onto the back of Homestar's head.}
- HOMESTAR: OOOOF!
- {The coin flies out of Homestar's mouth, hits Strong Bad's head and lands on the floor. He picks it up while Homestar walks back to Strong Badia.}
Quarter → Homestar
- STRONG BAD: Yo, mushbrain. {pulls out the quarter} Check out what your slimy innards horked up!
- HOMESTAR: {receives the quarter} Lucky George! All right SB, lemme at that Trogdor machine!
- {Homestar walks towards the machine, places the quarter inside and starts playing it. He doesn't flinch at all when getting punched by Trogdor's beefy arm.}
- STRONG BAD: Ouch. It's a good thing Homestar's head is so soft, spongy, and... y'know... empty.
Sign
- STRONG BAD: {reads it} Strong Badia. Population: Tire.
- {After Strong Badia is destroyed}
- STRONG BAD: {anguished} Strong Badia. Population: Tragedy.
Tire
- STRONG BAD: Nothin' like a derelict tire to bring down property values.
- {After Strong Badia is destroyed}
- STRONG BAD: {anguished} Poor Tire! {suddenly becomes hopeful} Actually, a burnt tire just might increase Strong Badia's property values.
The Whale
Drive-Thru Whale
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Welcome to Blubb-o's. Please hold.
- STRONG BAD: Uh... okay. {long pause} How about—
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: {interrupts} Not yet.
- {Another long pause}
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Okay, now. Can I fake disorder please?
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Please maintain a safe distance from the hot oil spray.
- STRONG BAD: {backs away slightly} How far is a safe distance?
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: You'll see.
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Our fatty melts come scattered, smothered, covered, and humiliated.
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Freeze-dried Mormons at the second window.
- {After applying the logic board to the Trogdor machine}
- {The whale plays a random Videlectrix game sound effect with the caption "Sound check mode" appearing above its head.}
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