Justice Combo Meal

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"We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode!"

Justice Combo Meal is a song Marzipan wrote while leading a protest to free Strong Bad from house arrest. It plays during the end credits of Strong Badia the Free. The title was confirmed as this is how the MP3 is labeled on the SBCG4AP Collector's DVD. On January 31, 2019, the @StrongBadActual Twitter account revealed the official title, and that it was sung by the Stave It Off Guy.

Lyrics

SINGERS: Come on everybody now,
can't you hear the wind blow?
We don't like the King of Town
making people's heads explode

STAVE IT OFF GUY: What's the price of freedom, man?
Can you cut me a deal?
A crate of wholesale liberty,
or a justice combo meal?

So gather round, short children,
listen to what I sing
Remember those who went to war,
all for Creamy Dings

CHORUS: Come on everybody now,
can't you hear the wind blow?
We don't like the King of Town
making people's heads explode

STRONG BAD: My head!

CHORUS: Come on everybody now,
can't you hear the wind blow?
We don't like the King of Town,
making people's heads explode!

{Song finishes}

STAVE IT OFF GUY: {talking} That was nice.