Quote of the Week

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|- id="QW-2014-10-30"

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| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Call it, friendo!"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Call it, friendo!"

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-2014-10-22"

|- id="QW-2014-10-22"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "GET THE NEW #1 JAM! Woke up this mornin' in a rapsong video..." ''{entire "Fish Eye Lens" song}''

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "GET THE NEW #1 JAM! Woke up this mornin' in a rapsong video..." ''{entire "Fish Eye Lens" song}''

| [[Fish Eye Lens]]

| [[Fish Eye Lens]]

|- id="QW-2009-10-22"

|- id="QW-2009-10-22"

| '''[[Brainkrieg]]''': "Weeks after Halloween, days after Thanksgiving, just before the Christmas lights go up, Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of..." ''{entire "Decomposing Pumpkins" song}''

| '''[[Brainkrieg]]''': "Weeks after Halloween, days after Thanksgiving, just before the Christmas lights go up, Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of..." ''{entire "Decomposing Pumpkins" song}''

| [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]

| [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]

|- id="QW-2009-10-15"

|- id="QW-2009-10-15"

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "What kinda wood ya use there, Strong Bad? Cause y'know I knew a guy up in Paughkeegan who could work wonders with a piece of..."

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "What kinda wood ya use there, Strong Bad? Cause y'know I knew a guy up in Paughkeegan who could work wonders with a piece of..."

| [[The Luau]] extended take

| [[The Luau]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-10-01"

|- id="QW-2009-10-01"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "The Grampy Aught Six uza-you-uzilizes...is a good one."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "The Grampy Aught Six uza-you-uzilizes...is a good one."

| [[Compy Catalog]] blooper

| [[Compy Catalog]] blooper

|- id="QW-2009-08-27"

|- id="QW-2009-08-27"

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere."

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere."

| [[On Break]] outtake

| [[On Break]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-08-07"

|- id="QW-2009-08-07"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here! There's no more time for expectasche, it's here! IT'S HERE!"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here! There's no more time for expectasche, it's here! IT'S HERE!"

| [[Compy Catalog]] extended take

| [[Compy Catalog]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-07-30"

|- id="QW-2009-07-30"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!"

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-2009-07-23"

|- id="QW-2009-07-23"

| '''[[Lil' Strong Sad]]''': "Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!"

| '''[[Lil' Strong Sad]]''': "Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!"

| [[imaginary]] outtake

| [[imaginary]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-07-09"

|- id="QW-2009-07-09"

| '''[[Teenage Homestar Runner]]''': "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?"

| '''[[Teenage Homestar Runner]]''': "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?"

| [[highschool]]

| [[highschool]]

|- id="QW-2009-06-25"

|- id="QW-2009-06-25"

| Fanmade heavy metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 by [http://www.myspace.com/vikingguitarmetal VikingGuitar]. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)

| Fanmade heavy metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 by [http://www.myspace.com/vikingguitarmetal VikingGuitar]. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)

| Quote of the Week exclusive

| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2009-06-04"

|- id="QW-2009-06-04"

| '''[[D n' D Greg]]''': "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."

| '''[[D n' D Greg]]''': "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-04-10"

|- id="QW-2009-04-10"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''

| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take

| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-04-02"

|- id="QW-2009-04-02"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "The beige malaise can last for days."

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "The beige malaise can last for days."

| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take

| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-03-26"

|- id="QW-2009-03-26"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry<!--sic--> on your team back then."

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry<!--sic--> on your team back then."

| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake

| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-03-12"

|- id="QW-2009-03-12"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-2009-03-05"

|- id="QW-2009-03-05"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-2009-02-26"

|- id="QW-2009-02-26"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"

| [[Date Nite]]

| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2009-02-19"

|- id="QW-2009-02-19"

| ''{'''A boy''': "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"

| ''{'''A boy''': "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-02-12"

|- id="QW-2009-02-12"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."

| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake

| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-02-05"

|- id="QW-2009-02-05"

| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"

| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"

| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2009-01-29"

|- id="QW-2009-01-29"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman]]''': "Lumper."''

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman]]''': "Lumper."''

| [[Hremail 62]] blooper

| [[Hremail 62]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-12-11"

|- id="QW-2008-12-11"

| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''

| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''

| [[Trudgemank]]

| [[Trudgemank]]

|- id="QW-2008-11-20"

|- id="QW-2008-11-20"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."

| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-11-06"

|- id="QW-2008-11-06"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"

| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-10-16"

|- id="QW-2008-10-16"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 <!-- sic --> hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 <!-- sic --> hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"

| [[email thunder]] outtake

| [[email thunder]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-26"

|- id="QW-2008-09-26"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''

| [[alternate universe]]

| [[alternate universe]]

|- id="QW-2008-09-18"

|- id="QW-2008-09-18"

| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"

| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"

| [[hygiene]] outtake

| [[hygiene]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-11"

|- id="QW-2008-09-11"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"

| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper

| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-09-04"

|- id="QW-2008-09-04"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''

| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake

| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-28"

|- id="QW-2008-08-28"

| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"

| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"

| [[Senorial Day]] outtake

| [[Senorial Day]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-14"

|- id="QW-2008-08-14"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"

| [[magic trick]] outtake

| [[magic trick]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-07"

|- id="QW-2008-08-07"

| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"

| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"

| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]

| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-31"

|- id="QW-2008-07-31"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"

| [[your edge]]

| [[your edge]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-10"

|- id="QW-2008-07-10"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!

| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake

| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-06-26"

|- id="QW-2008-06-26"

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."

| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg

| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-19"

|- id="QW-2008-06-19"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."

| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg

| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-05"

|- id="QW-2008-06-05"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."

| [[love poems]]

| [[love poems]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-22"

|- id="QW-2008-05-22"

| ('''Singers''':) "[[Polymascotfoamalate|Polymascot foamalate]]! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"

| ('''Singers''':) "[[Polymascotfoamalate|Polymascot foamalate]]! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"

| [[4 branches]]

| [[4 branches]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-16"

|- id="QW-2008-05-16"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-08"

|- id="QW-2008-05-08"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"

| [[Date Nite]]

| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-02"

|- id="QW-2008-05-02"

| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."

| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."

| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-24"

|- id="QW-2008-04-24"

| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"

| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"

| [[Revenge of the King]]

| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-17"

|- id="QW-2008-04-17"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"

| [[rated]]

| [[rated]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-29"

|- id="QW-2008-03-29"

| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."

| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."

| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-20"

|- id="QW-2008-03-20"

| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"

| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"

| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]

| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-13"

|- id="QW-2008-03-13"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"

| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-07"

|- id="QW-2008-03-07"

| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"

| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"

| [[buried]]

| [[buried]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-28"

|- id="QW-2008-02-28"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"

| [[licensed]]

| [[licensed]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-14"

|- id="QW-2008-02-14"

| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"

| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-07"

|- id="QW-2008-02-07"

| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"

| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-2008-01-31"

|- id="QW-2008-01-31"

| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"

| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"

| [[fan club]]

| [[fan club]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-24"

|- id="QW-2008-01-24"

| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]''': "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."

| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]''': "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."

| [[winter pool]]

| [[winter pool]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-17"

|- id="QW-2008-01-17"

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"

| [[environment]]

| [[environment]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-10"

|- id="QW-2008-01-10"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."

| [[Fall Float Parade]] blooper

| [[Fall Float Parade]] blooper

|- id="QW-2007-12-13"

|- id="QW-2007-12-13"

| '''Singers''': "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" ''{entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) ''{quickly}'' Have another round! (Don't.)"}''

| '''Singers''': "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" ''{entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) ''{quickly}'' Have another round! (Don't.)"}''

| [[nightlife]]

| [[nightlife]]

|- id="QW-2007-12-06"

|- id="QW-2007-12-06"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it."

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it."

| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-11-29"

|- id="QW-2007-11-29"

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''

| [[Rap Song]]

| [[Rap Song]]

|- id="QW-2007-11-15"

|- id="QW-2007-11-15"

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-2007-11-01"

|- id="QW-2007-11-01"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" ''{Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}''

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" ''{Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}''

| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"

|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"

| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"

| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"

| [[haircut]]

| [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"

|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"

| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "Can you spare any mush for me?"

| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "Can you spare any mush for me?"

| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]

| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-18"

|- id="QW-2007-10-18"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."

| [[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)

| [[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-10-12"

|- id="QW-2007-10-12"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"

| [[web comics]]

| [[web comics]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-04"

|- id="QW-2007-10-04"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''

| [[slumber party]] outtake

| [[slumber party]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-27"

|- id="QW-2007-09-27"

| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"

| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"

| [[caffeine]] outtake

| [[caffeine]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-20"

|- id="QW-2007-09-20"

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"

| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"

| [[mini-golf]]

| [[mini-golf]]

|- id="QW-2007-09-13"

|- id="QW-2007-09-13"

| '''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."

| '''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-2007-09-06"

|- id="QW-2007-09-06"

| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."

| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."

| [[original]]

| [[original]]

|- id="QW-2007-08-30"

|- id="QW-2007-08-30"

| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''

| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''

| [[concert]] extended song

| [[concert]] extended song

|- id="QW-2007-08-23"

|- id="QW-2007-08-23"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]] <!-- [sic] --> could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]] <!-- [sic] --> could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."

| [[concert]] outtake

| [[concert]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-16"

|- id="QW-2007-08-16"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''

| [[mini-golf]] outtake

| [[mini-golf]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-09"

|- id="QW-2007-08-09"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"

| [[Ever and More!]] outtake

| [[Ever and More!]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-06-21"

|- id="QW-2007-06-21"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]

|- id="QW-2007-06-14"

|- id="QW-2007-06-14"

| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."

| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook_2007#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook_2007#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"

| [[Date Nite]]

| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"

| [[Field Day Intro]]

| [[Field Day Intro]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."

| [[Homestarloween Party]] extended clip

| [[Homestarloween Party]] extended clip

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"

| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"

| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"

| [[caffeine]]

| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"

| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."

| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."

| [[Under Construction]] outtake

| [[Under Construction]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"

| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

|- id="QW-2007-04-19"

|- id="QW-2007-04-19"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"

| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"

| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"

| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"

| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"

| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."

| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."

| [[Drive-Thru]]

| [[Drive-Thru]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"

| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''

| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''

| [[your funeral]]

| [[your funeral]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"

| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"

| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"

| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"

| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."

| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."

| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"

| [[the movies]]

| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"

| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin<!--sic--> for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!

| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin<!--sic--> for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!

| [[theme song]]

| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"

| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? <!-- sic --> Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."

| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? <!-- sic --> Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"

| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"

| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"

| [[unnatural]]

| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"

| [[looking old]]

| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''

| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"

| [[the chair]] multiple takes

| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''

| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon<!--This is the way it was spelled on the site--> pheremones<!--sic-->..<!--only two-->?"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon<!--This is the way it was spelled on the site--> pheremones<!--sic-->..<!--only two-->?"

| [[what I want]] blooper

| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."

| [[the chair]] outtake

| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"

| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."

| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."

| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"

| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''

| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''

| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"

| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."

| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"

| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter [[pickles]]. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."

| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter [[pickles]]. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."

| [[Happy Hallow-day]] music from Marzipan's song with lyrics

| [[Happy Hallow-day]] music from Marzipan's song with lyrics

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."

| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"

| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"

| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"

| [[retirement]]

| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''

| [[isp]]

| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw<!--No comma here--> it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw<!--No comma here--> it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."

| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."

| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"

| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"

| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"

| [[road trip]]

| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"

| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"

| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.<!--this space is missing intentionally-->When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.<!--this space is missing intentionally-->When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"

| [[theme song]] email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email

| [[theme song]] email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"

| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"

| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''

| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"

| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-[[Texas Instruments]] all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''

| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-[[Texas Instruments]] all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''

| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"

| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."

| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"

| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"

| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"

| [[senior prom]] outtake

| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."

| [[Weclome Back]] outtake <!--This is confirmed in the DVD commentary for Weclome Back.-->

| [[Weclome Back]] outtake <!--This is confirmed in the DVD commentary for Weclome Back.-->

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."

| [[portrait]] outtake

| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"

| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"

| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"

| [[isp]] outtake

| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"

| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"

| [[senior prom]] outtake<!--This particular sound bite is not the same take as the one used in the Strong Bad Email. Thus, it is an outtake. Please don't change it.-->

| [[senior prom]] outtake<!--This particular sound bite is not the same take as the one used in the Strong Bad Email. Thus, it is an outtake. Please don't change it.-->

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"

| [[senior prom]] outtake

| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"

| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''

| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''

| [[candy product]]

| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."

| [[local news]]

| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"

| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake

| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"

| [[lady fan]]<!-- This is not an outtake -->

| [[lady fan]]<!-- This is not an outtake -->

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"

| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])

| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])

| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"

| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"

| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."

| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."

| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"

| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{Band leader says, "Ready and one and set and go!" This is followed by the entire instrumental fight song, and concludes with a crowd chanting, "C! G! N! ...U! ''Me''?" and the band leader saying, "Well, there you have it, Jimmy-Jimmy."}''

| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{Band leader says, "Ready and one and set and go!" This is followed by the entire instrumental fight song, and concludes with a crowd chanting, "C! G! N! ...U! ''Me''?" and the band leader saying, "Well, there you have it, Jimmy-Jimmy."}''

| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."<!-- This is how it was written in the XML file for that week. Please do not change it. -->

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."<!-- This is how it was written in the XML file for that week. Please do not change it. -->

| [[technology]] outtake

| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."

| [[flashback]] outtake

| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"

| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."

| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."

| [[death metal]] Easter egg

| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"

| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"

| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"

| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"

| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."<!-- NOTE: This is how it was spelled on the site. Don't change it, please. -->

| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."<!-- NOTE: This is how it was spelled on the site. Don't change it, please. -->

| [[Fall Float Parade]]

| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"

| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"

| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"

| [[Fall Float Parade]]

| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"

| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"

| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"

| [[That A Ghost]]

| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"

| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"

| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"

| [[Revenge of the King]]

| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"

| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"

| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"

| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"

| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''

| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''

| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"

| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"

| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."

| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."

| [[bottom 10]]

| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"

| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]

| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]

| [[geddup noise]]

| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"

| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"

| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"

| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"

| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."

| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."

| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"

| [[Cool Things]]

| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"

| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"

| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"

| [[Under Construction]]

| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"

| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."

| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."

| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"

| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''

| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''

| [[Cool Things]]

| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"

| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"

| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"

| [[Senorial Day]]

| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"

| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"

| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"

| [[Happy Fireworks]]

| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"

| [[bottom 10]]

| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"

| [[montage]]

| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"

| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''

| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''

| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"

| [[Senorial Day]]

| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"

| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."

| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"

| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"

| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"

| [[origins]]

| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"

| [[rampage]]

| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"

| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"

| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"

| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"

| [[animal]]

| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"

| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<!-- That's right, twenty-one exclamation marks. We counted them. -->

| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<!-- That's right, twenty-one exclamation marks. We counted them. -->

| [[other days]]

| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"

| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."

| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."

| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"

| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."

| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."

| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"

| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"

| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"

| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"

| [[origins]] outtake

| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"

| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"

| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"

| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"

| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"

| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"

| [[origins]]

| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."

| [[kids' book]]

| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"

| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"

| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"

| [[Sample of Style]]

| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"

| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''

| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"

| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"

| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"

| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"

| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"

| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"

| [[Malloween Commercial]]

| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"

| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"

| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"

| [[radio]] outtake

| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"

| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"

| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"

| [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] possible outtake

| [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] possible outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"

| [[crying]]

| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"

| [[virus]]

| [[virus]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''

| [[montage]]

| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"

| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"

| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"

| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"

| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"

| [[the facts]]

| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"

| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!"<br />'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."

| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!"<br />'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."

| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."

| [[haircut]] outtake

| [[haircut]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"

| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"

| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"

| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song

| [[Labor Dabor]]

| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"

| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"

| [[dangeresque 3]]

| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"

| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"

| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"

| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"

| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"

| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"

| [[Under Construction]]

| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''

| [[theme park]]

| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"

| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)

| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)

| [[Peasant's Quest]]

| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"

| [[crying]]

| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"

| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."

| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."

| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"

| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)

| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)

| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"

| '''[[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"

| '''[[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"

| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."

| [[lunch special]]

| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"

| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"

| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"

| [[flashback]] Easter egg

| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"

| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."

| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"

| [[monument]] Easter egg

| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"

| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"

| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"

| [[Malloween Commercial]]

| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"

| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.

| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.

| [[video games]]

| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"

| [[caffeine]]

| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."

| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"

| [[2 years]]

| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"

| [[kids' book]] ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]]) Easter egg outtake

| [[kids' book]] ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]]) Easter egg outtake

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."

| [[labor day]] blooper

| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"

| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"

| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."

| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."

| [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad

| [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"

| [[privileges]]

| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."

| [[monster truck]]

| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[cold one]]s right about now."

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[cold one]]s right about now."

| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"

|- id="QW-possums"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"

|- id="QW-assaulted"

| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"

| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"

| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"

|- id="QW-coach_z"

| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."

| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."

| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"

| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"

| Quote of the Week exclusive

| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''

| Quote of the Week exclusive

| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"

|- id="QW-check_me_out"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."

| [[First Time Here?]] (similar)

| [[First Time Here?]] (similar)

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"

| Unknown

| Unknown

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a messy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a messy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"

| [[vacation]]

| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"

|- id="QW-a_belle"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"

| [[halloweener]]

| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."

| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."

| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc&mdash;" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc&mdash;" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."

| [[vacation]] blooper

| [[vacation]] blooper

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."

| [[Homestar Quiz]]

| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."

| [[original book]] line

| [[original book]] line

|- id="QW-matt"

|- id="QW-matt"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"

| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"

| [[50 emails]]

| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"

| The Wicked Guitar Solo

| The Wicked Guitar Solo

| [[personal favorites]]

| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"