Nicknames

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Most characters in the Homestar Runner universe have been assigned a variety of nicknames by other characters, usually by Strong Bad. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to those who send him emails.

Contents 1 Main Characters 1.1 Homestar Runner 1.2 Strong Bad 1.3 The Cheat 1.4 Strong Mad 1.5 Strong Sad 1.6 Pom Pom 1.7 Marzipan 1.8 Coach Z 1.9 Bubs 1.10 The King of Town 1.11 The Poopsmith 1.12 Homsar 2 Minor Characters 2.1 Sweet Cuppin' Cakes 2.1.1 Sherlock 2.1.2 The Wheelchair 2.1.3 Eh! Steve! 2.1.4 Ready For Primetime 2.2 Old-Timey 2.2.1 Old-Timey Strong Bad 2.2.2 Fat Dudley 2.2.3 The Sneak 2.2.4 Mr. Shmallow 2.2.5 Sickly Sam 2.3 Cheat Commandos 2.3.1 Gunhaver 2.3.2 Reynold 2.3.3 Ser-g-geant Marshie 2.4 Teen Girl Squad 2.4.1 Teen Girl Squad 2.4.2 Cheerleader 2.4.3 So and So 2.4.4 What's Her Face 2.4.5 The Ugly One 2.5 20X6 2.5.1 Stinkoman 2.5.2 Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies 2.5.3 1-Up 2.6 Poker Night at the Inventory 2.6.1 Tycho 2.6.2 Max 2.6.3 Heavy 2.6.4 The Player 2.7 Miscellaneous 2.7.1 Bad Graphics Ghost 2.7.2 Marshie 2.7.3 They Might Be Giants 2.7.4 John Flansburgh (of TMBG) 2.7.5 Carol 2.7.6 Señor 2.7.7 Mr. Bland 2.7.8 The Robot 2.7.9 The Umpire 2.7.10 Senor Cardgage 2.7.11 Balding Man 2.7.12 Li'l Brudder 2.7.13 Visor Robot 2.7.14 Saddy Dumpington 2.7.15 Atari Dragon 2.7.16 Trogdor 2.7.17 Rather Dashing 2.7.18 The Stick 2.7.19 Schenkel McDoo 2.7.20 The Jolly Dumple 2.7.21 Tandy 400 2.7.22 Compy 386 2.7.23 Lappy 486 2.7.24 The Announcer

[edit] Main Characters

[edit] Homestar Runner

Big Toons

• Fox's father (himself, Date Nite)
• The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, Strongest Man in the World)
• My Dog (Bubs, A Folky Tale)
• McDorkle (Strong Bad, Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Hamstray (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Hamster (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Stramstar (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Stairmaster (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Homegrown (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Ramrod (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Humphel (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary)
• Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, The King of Town DVD)

Shorts

• Homedog (himself, Play Date)
• Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, Ever and More)
• Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, Ever and More)
• The Deckeman (himself, No Hands On Deck!)
• Desire Man (Strong Sad, Sbemail 150?!?)
• Dumbstar (Strong Bad, The Interview)
• No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, The Interview)
• Piles (Shark-Tooth Bubs, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar)
• Jackson (Puppet Marshie, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar)
• The Smartest Person in the World (Narrating Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck in his Craw)

Holiday Toons

• Hot Pooey (Senor Cardgage, A Decemberween Mackerel)
• Homestarrunner.com (himself and Bubs, A Death Defying Decemberween)
• The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, Jibblies 2)
• Crum Bum (Coach Z, Decemberween Short Shorts)
• Shorty (Bubs, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• The old captain of the team (himself, Homestar Presents: Presents)
• A real state trooper (Homsar, Homestar Presents: Presents)
• Homestarchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• The Queen of England (Halloween Safety)

Puppet Stuff

• Homeslice (Puppet Jam)
• Whitey (Doreauxgard, lackey and Main Page 25)

Strong Bad Emails

• The One-Man Hubbub (himself and Alex Hirsch, parenting)
• Lump of Underbitten Cluelessness (Marzipan, parenting)
• Homejob (Strong Bad, email thunder)
• Mary Ann (Strong Bad, love poems)
• Chumpion (Strong Bad, underlings)
• Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, road trip)
• Homestar Bunmaker (himself, disconnected)
• Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, disconnected)
• Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, lady fan)
• Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, secret identity)
• Kevin (Announcer, geddup noise)
• Lou Dobbs (himself, geddup noise)
• Hal (Marzipan, time capsule DVD commentary)
• Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, dangeresque 3)
• Baldy (Strong Bad, haircut)
• Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, flashback)
• Duckshirt (Strong Bad, flashback)
• Prancibald (Strong Bad, flashback)
• Kevin DuBrow (himself, the bet)
• edgardo (Strong Bad, Strumstar Hammer Easter egg in kids' book)
• Dumpface (Strong Bad, island)
• Weird-On (Strong Bad, Real Live Emails)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Goatface Killa (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2)
• Boyfriend Dan (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2)
• The H-star, the H-star-R (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2)
• Sugar-face (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
• Strong Bad (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
• Batman (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
• Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0)

Other

• Pac-Man with an underbite sitting on top of some kind of lamp... or maybe, like, an... end table. (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser)
• Homestuck (Strong Bad, W00tstock 5.0)
• Paper Crumple Man (himself voicing "Paper Crumple Man", Pumpkin Stencils)
• The breakout album of the year (himself, Hremail 2000)
• Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (himself, Hremail 62)
• Homewad (Strong Bad, Homestar Ruiner)
• Homestank (Strong Bad, Homestar Ruiner)
• Dumpwad (Strong Bad, Homestar Ruiner)
• Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, SBCG4AP Dev Blog)
• Lionel Richie (Strong Bad, Homestar Runner's Character Video)
• Uncle Homestar (Rafferty and Preshy, Why Come Only One Girl?)

[edit] Strong Bad

Big Toons

• Strong Strong (Homestar, Date Nite)
• Strong Caleb (himself imitating Tuxworth, Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Grandma (himself, Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)
• Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and himself, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)

Shorts

• Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, Ever and More)
• Salaried employee (Coach Z, Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene)
• Strongy-bong (That Little Chef Guy, The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show (commentary))
• Cool Guy (Homestar, Lookin at a Thing in a Bag)
• Stong Bah (Homestar, Arcade Game)
• The Leg (pronounced "Ledge", himself, 79 Seconds Left)
• Mohhhldy Moldy (Shark-Tooth Bubs, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar)
• Mrs. Strong Fast (Strong Sad, Strong Bad Classics!)

Powered By The Cheat

• Beehan (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, mile)

Holiday Toons

• Simone (Homestar, April Fools' 2014)
• Pez Dispenser (Senor Cardgage, A Decemberween Mackerel)
• Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, Homestar Presents: Presents)
• Miss America (Senor Cardgage, Senorial Day)
• Strong Badchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Mrs. Jankroe (Homestar, Costume Commercial)
• Unckie Strong Bad (Himself and Homestar, I Killed Pom Pom)

Puppet Stuff

• My Homie (Puppet Homestar, Biz Cas Fri 3)
• Rondo (Puppet Homestar, Biz Cas Fri 2)
• Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, Biz Cas Fri 1)
• My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, Biz Cas Fri 1)

Strong Bad Emails

• AKA (pronounced A-Kah) Strong Bad (himself, Homestar, videography)
• Bathsheba (Senor Cardgage, hremail 3184)
• Dr. Marvin Rubdown (himself, love poems)
• Junior (Senor Cardgage, rated)
• Bridget (Senor Cardgage, rated)
• e.email cummings (himself, rated)
• Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (himself, Strong Mad, Bubs, nightlife)
• Sam (Homestar, business trip)
• Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, slumber party)
• B (Coach Z, hygiene)
• Monster May-an (Homsar, mini-golf)
• Strong Bo (Coach Z, Accent)
• Spring Board (Coach Z, Accent)
• Grillmasta (Homestar, underlings)
• Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, rough copy)
• Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, the movies)
• Strong Bro (Homestar, 4 branches)
• Stro Bro (Homestar, 4 branches, and Strong Sad, fan club)
• S-bro (Homestar, 4 branches)
• awesome (emailer Ter, coloring)
• Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 (himself, retirement)
• Giantus (himself, retirement)
• The Fake Frenchman (himself, retirement)
• Light 'n Fluffy (himself, retirement)
• Heaven in Tights (himself, retirement)
• Good Fortunator (himself, retirement)
• Bicep Lad (himself, retirement)
• Lebner (himself, retirement)
• Mighty Legit (himself, retirement)
• Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin (himself, retirement)
• Wisewallace (himself, retirement)
• The Detroit Locksmith (himself, retirement)
• Prudeacre (himself, retirement)
• Backseat Bradley (Homestar, road trip)
• Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, road trip)
• Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, theme song)
• Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, alternate universe)
• Big Nose (Stinkoman, alternate universe)
• Eggman (Homestar, disconnected)
• Strong Body (Bubs, disconnected)
• Head Bad (Coach Z, disconnected)
• Senor Muybueno (himself, pop-up)
• Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (himself, secret identity)
• Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (himself, secret identity)
• Cara Carabowditbowdit (himself, secret identity)
• Strongio da Baddio (himself, portrait)
• Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, lady...ing)
• Strong Bad The Good Dancer (himself, bottom 10)
• Weak Bad (the sender of the email in bottom 10)
• Sed Bed (himself, do over)
• Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, rampage)
• Chester Elegante (himself, dreamail)
• Senator (Strong Sad, radio)
• S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, extra plug)
• Silne Zle (himself, other days)
• Coolest guy ever (emailer Allison, for kids)
• Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, flashback)
• No-shirt (himself, flashback)
• Weirdo (Strong Sad, different town)
• Stupid (Homestar, army)
• Two bit wrestleman (Homestar, army)
• Ethel (Senor Cardgage, kind of cool)
• Mr. Supreme (himself, Strumstar Hammer Easter egg in kids' book)
• Double A, All Abs (himself, suntan)
• Strong Sad (Homestar, caper)
• Reggie (Homsar, interview)
• Stinkoman (Homestar, island)
• Stong Bad (Emailer matt, 50 emails)
• Buckethand (Homestar, new hands)
• Stark Dålig (himself, little questions)
• Stong Band (himself as Monkey D, vacation)
• Strong Badman (himself, superhero name)
• Mr SuTo (himself, i rule (commentary))

Teen Girl Squad

• Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, Teen Girl Squad Issue 10)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Rongardo Shavemybody (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Sharpdene (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Grody Lab Result (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Vince Napmaker (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Joanie Allthetime (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Lorenz Magazine Man (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2)
• Goatface (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2)
• Senator Bobblehead (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2)
• Senator Statesbob (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2)
• Bob Statesman (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2)
• Cableman Jorge (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2)
• Sweepstakes Ron (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0)
• Safety Dan (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0)
• Dr. Professional (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0)
• Constable Anybody (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0)
• Detective Everybody (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0)
• Mr. Nobody (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0)

Other

• Lord Barglebroth (himself, Homestar Ruiner)
• Lord High Awesomeparty (himself, Homestar Ruiner)
• General William Flexmypecs (himself, Homestar Ruiner)
• Mr. Strang L. Bod (Total Load, Homestar Ruiner)
• Nougat Man (Homestar, Strong Badia the Free)
• Baron von Flexmypecs (himself, Strong Badia the Free)
• The Bee (himself, Sensitive To Bees)
• No-brow (Strong Sad, Strong Sad's Lament)
• Strong Band (Bubs, Baddest of the Bands)
• Brethany (Senor Cardgage, Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective)
• Tiny Heavy (The Heavy, Poker Night at the Inventory)
• Strong and Bad (The Heavy, Poker Night at the Inventory)
• Boxing Glove Guy (Max, Poker Night at the Inventory)
• Got-the-best-cards-man (himself, Poker Night at the Inventory)

[edit] The Cheat

General

• The Chort (Coach Z, Where's The Cheat?, rampage, impression, mascot, crazy cartoon, mile (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), Homestar Ruiner, Baddest of the Bands, Rap Song)
• DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in geddup noise, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 and Strong Badia the Free)

Big Toons

• Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, Date Nite)
• T.C. (Marzipan, Date Nite)

Shorts

• Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, Summer Short Shorts)

Puppet Stuff

• Yellow Man (Homestar, Labor Dabor and Some Puppet Stuff)

Holiday Toons

• Monchicheat (Strong Bad, Happy Hallow-day)
• Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, Halloween Fairstival)
• Cheatachu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Emails

• Lucy (Strong Bad, your edge)
• The Squeak (Homestar, hiding)
• Chocolate cake (Homsar, strong badathlon)
• The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", theme song)
• The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, secret recipes)
• The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, pop-up)
• Squeak (Strong Bad, narrator)
• The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, technology)
• Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, secret identity)
• Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, animal)
• the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, other days)
• The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, crying)
• Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, cheatday)
• Teh C. (himself, cheatday)
• Cheet (Strong Mad, lunch special)
• little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, lackey)
• Firebert (himself, army)
• That one little guy (Strong Bad, army)
• yellow dog (Homestar, army)
• The Friggin' Cheat (himself, local news)
• Squeaky (Motivational poster, no loafing)
• Slowbie (Strong Bad, 2 years)
• Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, impression)
• Clever Dan (Strong Bad, sibbie)
• dacheese (Strong Bad, big white face)
• Batman (Homestar, caper)
• Holy-Crap Adorable pet (Strong Bad, lady...ing)

Other

• Le Squeak (Videlectrix, SBCG4AP Dev Blog)
• Mr. Cheaterson (Strong Bad, Strong Badia National Anthem on Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits)
• That yellow brick (Strong Bad, 3D Menu Screen Tests)

[edit] Strong Mad

General

• Big Guy (Where's The Cheat?, A Decemberween Pageant, army)
• Graw Mad (Strong Bad, the facts, garage sale, keep cool, Kick-A-Ball; Little Girl, commentary for car)

Big Toons

• Our Bass Player (Marzipan, Weclome Back)

Holiday Toons

• Grunt Mad (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods)
• Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, Most in the Graveyard)
• Tough Skins (Strong Bad, Superbowl Dealie)
• Strong Madchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Strong Madden (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Emails

• House Mouth (Strong Bad, retirement)
• Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, looking old)
• Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, portrait)
• Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, the facts)
• Killingyouguy (The King of Town, dangeresque 3)
• Stlong Mad (himself, lunch special)
• No-neck (Strong Bad, big white face)
• Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, invisibility)

Other

• Putchnya Shotski (himself, 8-Bit Is Enough)
• Tiny (Strong Bad, Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective)
• Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Fleshwall Jackson (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Little Man (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Low-brow (Strong Sad, Strong Sad's Lament)
• Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)
• Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)

[edit] Strong Sad

Big Toons

• Wiener (Strong Bad, Where's The Cheat?)
• Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Dripping Yellow Madness (Homestar Runner, Cool Things)
• The Elephant Man (Coach Z, A Folky Tale)
• Sad Sachary Taylor (Strong Bad, Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold)

Shorts

• Miss July (Strong Bad, Somber Vacation)
• Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw)
• The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw)
• Rondell (himself, Experimental Film)

Holiday Toons

• Lord High Plotlayer (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods)
• A pallid bust of Pallas (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods)
• Stankle (Strong Bad, Record Store Day)
• Disappointo (himself and Strong Bad, Decemberweenvent Calendar (Day 14))
• Half Man (Homestar Runner, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Strong Sadchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Emails

• Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, buried)
• Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, winter pool)
• Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, pizza joint)
• Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, the paper)
• Stupid (Strong Bad, depressio, retirement)
• Prancibald (trading card, trading cards)
• Trundle bed (Strong Bad, keep cool)
• The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, myths & legends)
• Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, record book)
• Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, record book)
• S² (Niels Bohr, boring (really))
• Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, garage sale)
• The Lurker (Strong Bad, garage sale)
• DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, rampage)
• M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, rampage)
• My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, best thing)
• Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, origins)
• The Deathly Pallor (himself, radio, Coach Z, impression)
• Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, radio)
• El Dumpo (Strong Bad, dangeresque 3)
• Doughboy (Homestar, dangeresque 3)
• Hot Tub (Homestar, dangeresque 3)
• Tendafoot (Strong Bad, crying)
• Gron Sad (Strong Bad, car; Little Girl, commentary for car)
• Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, big white face)
• Dumpus (Strong Bad, autobiography)
• That rhinoceros (Homsar, interview)
• Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, morning routine)
• S.S. (Coach Z, rampage)
• My stupid baby brother (Strong Bad, different town)
• Your cute baby brother (Strong Bad, lady...ing)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Ella Phantzgerald (Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2)
• Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
• S. Sad (The King of Town, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2)

Video Stuff

• Cobalt Chloride (Strong Bad, Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum)
• Cardamom Pod (Strong Bad, Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum)

Other

• Czar of the Thermostat (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Dumpy Kong Junior (Strong Bad, 8-Bit is Enough)
• Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, 8-Bit is Enough)
• El Dumpo the Wide (Strong Bad, Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective)
• Useless (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Security Guy (Bubs, Baddest of the Bands)
• Brother Sad (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Mister Snooty Rock Journalist (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Count Suckula (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Sister Christian (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Dumplestiltskin (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Dumplo (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, Homestar Ruiner)
• The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, 3D Menu Screen Tests)
• The Floating Head of Dooooom (himself, Main Page 23)
• The Thick White Dump (Strong Bad, @StrongBadActual)
• Dumptake (Strong Bad, @StrongBadActual)
• Some Eldritch horror (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser)

[edit] Pom Pom

Big Toons

• Roundy Man (Homestar, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)

Shorts

• Pom Dog (Homestar, Play Date)
• P² (P-squared) (Homestar, On Break)

Holiday Toons

• My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, Pumpkin Carve-nival)
• Pom Pomchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Email

• J. William Pom Thomas C. Pom (himself, independent)
• The Big Cheese (Homestar, from work)
• My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, myths & legends)
• Hindenburg (Strong Bad, pom pom)
• Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, pom pom)

Other

• Ronnie (Strong Bad, Strumstar Hammer)
• Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)

[edit] Marzipan

General

• Marzy (Coach Z, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0; Strong Bad, Halloween Fairstival; Strong Sad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2)

Big Toons

• Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, DNA Evidence)
• Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, Date Nite)
• Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, Date Nite)
• The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, Date Nite)
• Marzi-person (Bubs, Weclome Back)
• Stupid (Homestar Runner, Where's the Cheat, Those Darn Cousins)

Holiday Toons

• Bellsman (Homestar, Punkin Stencils)
• The former girlfriend known as Marzipan (herself, Jibblies 2)
• The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, Jibblies 2)
• Mom-zipan (Homestar, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Marzi-man (Homestar, Homestar Presents: Presents)
• Marzychu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• A Laugh Riot Grrl (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• My li'l love-jorb (Coach Z, Doomy Tales of the Macabre)

Strong Bad Email

• Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, environment)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Sweetie (The King of Town, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Marzi-thang (The King of Town, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2)
• Brown (The Homestar Runner, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2)
• Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0)
• Marzipanio (herself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0)
• Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0)
• Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0)
• Agent Panzimar (The King of Town, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2)

Other

• Marzikong (Strong Bad, 8-Bit is Enough)
• Matzah Ball (herself, Baddest of the Bands)
• Baseball Bat (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, Homestar Ruiner)
• Homestar's Girlfriend (Yearbook Character Page)
• A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, Yearbook Character Page)

[edit] Coach Z

Shorts

• Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene)

Strong Bad Emails

• The Big Z (himself, diorama)
• Ebert (Strong Bad, the movies)
• Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, trading cards)
• Green Bubs (Strong Bad, road trip)
• Debra (Homestar Runner, senior prom)
• Cadet Z (Space Captainface, space program)
• Coach Zed (Strong Bad, do over)
• The Coach Z (Strong Bad, flashback)
• Zubs or Coach B (Strong Bad, current status)
• Couch Z (Senor Cardgage, too cool)

Holiday Toons

• Mrs. Grey (Homestar, Punkin Stencils)
• Coach Zchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• The Lyrical Wondermind (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2)

Powered by The Cheat

• You biscuithead (Peacey P, Rap Song)
• Fool (Peacey P, Rap Song)
• The Lyricbolical Coach Z (himself, Rap Song)

Other

• Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, Where My Hat Is At?)

[edit] Bubs

Big Toons

• Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, DNA Evidence)
• Stranger (Marzipan, Weclome Back)
• Tubbs (Homsar, Where's The Cheat?)

Shorts

• Bubsy (Homestar, Lookin at a Thing in a Bag)

Holiday Toons

• Bow-legged man (Marshie, Later That Night...)
• Chauncey (Homestar, Punkin Stencils)
• Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, Fall Float Parade)
• Blue face man (Homestar, Fall Float Parade)
• Great American Bubs (Homestar, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, Senorial Day)
• Bubsy (Coach Z, 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• Cornbread (himself as Dr. Christmas, A Decemberween Pageant)
• Bubsachu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Emails

• Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, road trip)
• Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, isp)
• Bubs-O (Coach Z, geddup noise)
• The Haggler (Strong Bad, garage sale)
• Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, part-time job)
• Bubsy (Strong Bad, lunch special)
• Sbu (Strong Bad, lunch special)
• Zubs or Coach B (Strong Bad, current status)

Other

• Bubsy (Homestar, Broken Compy Menu)

[edit] The King of Town

Big Toons

• Santa (Homestar Runner, Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Kingy (Coach Z, Where's The Cheat?)

Shorts

• Brother of Town (Homestar, Ever and More)
• Kingy-ding (That Little Chef Guy, KOT's VOQPCS!)

Holiday Toons

• Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Oldie (Strong Bad, Halloween Fairstival)
• "Your Highness" (Strong Bad, 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• Kingy (Coach Z, A Decemberween Pageant)
• Mr. Of Town (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, Pumpkin Carve-nival)
• Kingachu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Can of Town (I Killed Pom Pom)

Strong Bad Emails

• Clogdor (Strong Bad, retirement)
• Old Bag (Strong Bad, boring (really))
• Old King Droll (Strong Bad, secret recipes)
• Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, the bet)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Stankwad (Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2)
• Wad in the grass (Bubs, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2)
• Wad (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2)
• Ting of Kown (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2)

Other

• The Munchox (Strong Bad, 8-Bit is Enough)
• The Of Town (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Furious Fingers (himself, Lappynapped!)
• Kingio (Super Kingio Brothers)
• The KoT (King of Town Main Page)

[edit] The Poopsmith

Big Toons

• Doodieman (Strong Bad, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)

Shorts

• Crapsmith (The King of Town, KOT's VOQPCS!)
• Rotting-Dragonsmith (The King of Town, KOT's VOQPCS!)

Holiday Toons

• Poop-Stick (Homestar, 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• Teddy Poopspin (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Poopachu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Tootsmith (I Killed Pom Pom)

Strong Bad Emails

• The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, high school)
• Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, big white face)
• Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, big white face)

Other

• Mista Fixit (Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, 8-Bit is Enough)

[edit] Homsar

General

• This little weirdo (Strong Bad, different town; Strong Sad, Doomy Tales of the Macabre)

Shorts

• Third world countries (Bubs, Ever and More)

Holiday Toons

• The Secret Guy (Homestar, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Shortstop (Homestar, Homestar Presents: Presents)
• The ghost of Christmas past (himself, Pumpkin Carve-nival)
• Little man (Homestar, Pumpkin Carve-nival)
• Homsar Salad Sandwich (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Homsarchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Emails

• Millions (himself, fan club)
• Homestar (Homestar, looking old)
• The Human Wedgie (himself, origins)
• Haddi-man (kids, for kids)
• Blue midget Homestar (Strong Bad, for kids)

Other

• Baron von Homsar (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (himself, Strong Badia The Free)
• Filibuster (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• A Flying Man (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• A crudely drawn cupcake (himself, Homestar Ruiner)
• Captain of the Gravy Train (himself, Homsar's Character Video)
• Parson Brown (himself, Strong Sad's Lament)

[edit] Minor Characters

[edit] Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

[edit] Sherlock

• A bump in a shape of a hoop and a hey (Homestar, Punkin Stencils)
• A marshmallow hoo-hooshmalla-heyballa-hoo (Homestar, Punkin Stencils)

[edit] The Wheelchair

• That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!)

[edit] Eh! Steve!

• Steven (Cheerleader, HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!)
• Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email different town)
• Emperor Eh!-gustus Steve! (The Wheelchair, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods)

[edit] Ready For Primetime

• Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email haircut)
• SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email haircut)

[edit] Old-Timey

[edit] Old-Timey Strong Bad

• Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, 50 emails)
• Uncle Strong Bad (himself, 2 emails)
• The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, Ballad of the Sneak)

[edit] Fat Dudley

• Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, That a Ghost)

[edit] The Sneak

• The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, Ballad of The Sneak)

[edit] Mr. Shmallow

• That monster (The Homestar Runner, Mr. Shmallow)

[edit] Sickly Sam

• Ol' Bone Legged (TV Time Toons Menu)
• The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
• Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
• Double S (The Homestar Runner, Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
• Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, Sickly Sam's Big Outing)

[edit] Cheat Commandos

[edit] Gunhaver

• The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, An Important Rap Song)
• Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2)
• Daddy Gunhavy (himself, Let us give TANKS!)
• Charles (Blue Laser Commander, Let us give TANKS!; Reynold's Brother, Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1)

[edit] Reynold

• Reynold-a (Fightgar, Shopping For Danger)
• Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, Commandos in the Classroom)

[edit] Ser-g-geant Marshie

• this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, Cheat Commandos...O's)

[edit] Teen Girl Squad

[edit] Teen Girl Squad

• my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, Teen Girl Squad Issue 14)
• fair maidens (D n' D Greg, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
• earthlings (Sci-Fi Greg, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
• gals (Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Issue 10)
• grlfrndz (The Ugly One, Teen Girl Squad Issue 10)
• my Spanish galleons (Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
• my art galleries (Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
• Worldwide Starlets (themselves, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
• Smartly Pretty (So and So, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
• Kissy Boots (themselves, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
• You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
• my gallies (Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Issue 6)
• the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
• T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; TGS Menu)
• You Undapants (Tompkins, Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)

[edit] Cheerleader

• ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
• fattycakes (Intro description, Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
• rich grrl (Her shirt, TGS Menu)
• hott type! (Her shirt, TGS Menu)

[edit] So and So

• Babysit (Tompkins, Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
• Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
• The Over-Achiever Bandit (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
• Kristen (Cheerleader, comic and Teen Girl Squad Issue 1)
• Kristin-a (What's Her Face, comic and Teen Girl Squad Issue 1)

[edit] What's Her Face

• bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
• W HERFACE (Mailbox, Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
• the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
• The new leader (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
• The follower (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)

[edit] The Ugly One

• The Queen of Pay-Per-View (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
• Uggs (Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
• The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, Sketchbook)
• The new leader (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
• The follower (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
• Young Man (Teacher; TGS Menu)

[edit] 20X6

[edit] Stinkoman

• MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, alternate universe)
• Sign Up Today Man (HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!)
• a demon on wheels (himself, 3 Times Halloween Funjob)

[edit] Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies

(All of these are from the Stinkomanual.)

• Pooru-Pooru - punk cucumber
• Rose Blake - 'lectric burner
• Clowder - crotchety old cloud
• Astromund - astro style mund
• Piedmont - comedian
• Porchi - round-about
• Stafulter - flying plug-duck
• Postlethwaite - ol' P-thwaite
• Ditmars - NOT a tree and a blanket
• Ekersby - A jumble of good, good graphics
• Prudench - skrimps
• Dolmerlay - Dolmy
• Semulade - shark-ships
• Broodacre - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

[edit] 1-Up

• talking-to-me extraordinaire (Stinkoman, Twenty THANXty Six)
• saying-words-guy (Stinkoman, Stinkoman 20X6 end cutscene)

[edit] Poker Night at the Inventory

This section concerns only the nicknames that Strong Bad uses.

[edit] Tycho

• Dork-take
• Nerd Rancher
• Tye-cho
• Web-Comic

[edit] Max

• Bunnym'n
• Stitch
• Ra-bit

[edit] Heavy

• Comrade Smart-insky...lov.
• Heavym'n
• Heafty Bag
• Ivan
• Too-much-information-man

[edit] The Player

• Talky McTalktake
• Ouch-man

[edit] Miscellaneous

[edit] Bad Graphics Ghost

• Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, strongbad_email.exe Disc Two menu)

[edit] Marshie

• Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, Fan Costumes '06)
• that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006)
• Marshy (Dan Miller, TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004 track listing)
• that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email the show)
• that fweakin' robot (Homestar, Meet Marshie)
• that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, Meet Marshie)
• Creepazoid (Homestar, Main Page 25)
• That floating horror (Videlectrix One, Stack 'Em to the Heavens!)

[edit] They Might Be Giants

• the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, Experimental Film)
• The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, Experimental Film)
• Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, Experimental Film)

[edit] John Flansburgh (of TMBG)

• Flans (Puppet Jam)
• that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, Experimental Film)
• the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, Experimental Film: DVD version)

[edit] Carol

• Carl (The Cheat, Email marzipan, Seasonal Sweaters)

[edit] Señor

• Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, Strongest Man in the World)

[edit] Mr. Bland

• The prince of plain (The Announcer, Strongest Man in the World)
• The master of mundane (The Announcer, Strongest Man in the World)

[edit] The Robot

• The walking metal robot (The Announcer, Strongest Man in the World)

[edit] The Umpire

• Mr. Umpire (Homestar, Where My Hat Is At? (toon))

[edit] Senor Cardgage

• Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email original)
• T. Mendous Savings (himself, Senorial Day)
• old denominator (himself, Email kind of cool)
• old wintergreen (himself, Email kind of cool)
• old Soderbergh (himself, Email kind of cool)
• Reggie Toupee (himself, Email too cool)
• Seron Cardgage (himself, Email too cool)

[edit] Balding Man

• Husband of the Year (Narrator, Senorial Day)

[edit] Li'l Brudder

• The king of the dregs (Singers, The Li'l Brudder Show)

[edit] Visor Robot

• Valerie (Senor Cardgage, Senor Mortgage)

[edit] Saddy Dumpington

• Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, A Folky Tale)
• Weird Snake Joe (himself, A Folky Tale)

[edit] Atari Dragon

• freakin' duck (Strong Bad, Main Page 13, high school)

[edit] Trogdor

• Troggie (Strong Bad, Happy Trogday)

[edit] Rather Dashing

• Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer)

[edit] The Stick

• The Cheat (Homestar, Jibblies 2)

[edit] Schenkel McDoo

• Sven (unseen announcer, buried)

[edit] The Jolly Dumple

• Tongue-o Drippo, the square blind colonist man (Homestar, Pumpkin Stencils)

[edit] Tandy 400

• crappiest computer (Strong Bad, retirement)
• that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, pop-up)

[edit] Compy 386

• crappier computer (Strong Bad, retirement)
• three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, invisibility)

[edit] Lappy 486

• lappy-pie...poo (Strong Bad, retirement)
• little lady (Strong Bad, retirement)

[edit] The Announcer

• Announcer Man (Homestar Runner, yes, wrestling)
• Walter (The King of Town, Soap Box Doiby)