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Homestar reveals the secret cheat codes to unlock himself in SBCG4AP. Strong Bad disapproves.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad
Places: Dark Room
[edit] Transcript
{Cut to a dark room. Homestar slowly walks up to the front of the room. Once there, he looks around. Music plays}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: At long last, I, Strong Bad—excuse me—I, Homestar Runner, will reveal the super-secret never-ending cheat code to unlock yours truly as a playable character. Ahem. First, go to the track wearing the old-timey mustache, then challenge Marzipan to a fight, which you lose. Then, pour ketchup on Marzipan's welcome mat while shouting: "All hail the King of Town, whose reign will—" Then, suddenly, before you can finish your sentence, the S is for Sucks dragon comes outta nowhere and eats up New York while dancin' with The Stick! {credits come down} The Stick uses the pudding to eat 1-Up, and that makes someone do a cartwheel for a mile. But that makes someone asplode into a million little pieces, which upsets Oprah, and then she poops on Strong Mad, making him—
{Strong Bad comes in}
STRONG BAD: Homestar, what are you doing? Don't encourage those forum trolls! If we give those losers even the slightest bit of recognition they'll start— {a section of the credits called "Forum Crew" goes by} Hey, what are they doing!?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, that guy, and oh, that girl. A rare treat.
STRONG BAD: Aw, that guy?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I like that guy, he wants me to get my own game. That guy one time asked me to do a dance.
STRONG BAD: Oh, that guy—
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {dances} Doo doo doo a dooba doo—
STRONG BAD: Troll...trakalankal I call him.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, and you. For the last time, Homsar and I are not related.
STRONG BAD: Oh, I hate that guy's signature.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That guy owes me 5 bucks.
STRONG BAD: Ugh, never mind. I'm gonna get outta here before they start nitpicking me to death.
{Homestar dances and then slowly fades out. The rest of the credits scroll by as the protest song plays.}
[edit] Fun Facts
- The cheats Homestar gives out are actually based on a particular thread on the Telltale Forums.
- Homestar's "cheat code" mentions Old-Timey, ketchup, Marzipan, The King of Town, The S is for Sucks Dragon, The Stick, pudding, 1-Up, doing cartwheels for a mile, A Splode, Oprah, and Strong Mad.
