Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad
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The girls take a trip through pre-history in their eternal quest to attract boys.
Cast: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Ogg Ogg-er-son, Mammoths, Sabertooth Tiger, Thomas, Anubis, Dinosaur, Lizard Cheerleader, Lizard So and So, Lizard What's Her Face, Lizard The Ugly One, Charles Darwin
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Transcript (Scene 1)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Cave Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugg-ly One!
CHEERLEADER: Challah, cavegirls! Today's the big mammoth hunt, and you know what that means!
SO AND SO: An in-depth study of the indigenous megafauna?
WHAT'S HER FACE: Some kinda weird CG-filled cable special? {"weird" is not written in the speech bubble}
THE UGG-LY ONE: More parasites for my --
CHEERLEADER: IT'S BOYS, ALRIGHT! It's ALWAYS boys!! And I gotta look my best for my date with the captain of the mammoth huntin' team, Ogg... Ogg-er-son!
{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below).}
Transcript (Scene 2)
GIRL 1 The Flood Plain Mall is open for buisness! Let's hang out in the food court for the next epoch!
GIRL 2 Word.
GIRL 1 WRITTEN word.
{At this point, the player is allowed to give another two items to any of the girls.}
Transcript (Scene 3)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD One hundre... milli... thousa... a long time later!
GIRL I got me a cute summa job to save up for a cute burial shroud!
EGYPTION Get back to work, or no drop of water for you this week!!! (The Egyption whips the girl. Narrator Strong Bad says the Krr-ACK!)
{At this point, the player is allowed to give three items to any of the girls before the game ends, unless the player activates Scene 4 {see Charles Darwin below}.}
Transcript (Scene 4)
LIZARD CHEERLEADER And that's how come all the mammals got all exctint.
LIZARD SO-AND-SO Weird.
LIZARD WHAT'S-HER-FACE Weird.
LIZARD THE UGLY ONE Weird.
{At this point, the player is allowed to give Charles Darwin to any girl. Any other item will be shown on a pestdal that says "Bad Idea". Strong Bad grunts in disaproval if this happens.}
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| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
