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(in of appearance): Cast order Bad Strong, Sad Strong, Coach Z (Easter egg) Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Poopsmith The, Town King The of, Ugly One The, Bubs, The Cheat, Rather Dashing, Fightgar (Easter egg)

Places: Room Computer, Marzipan's House, Castle Town's King of, Background Paper, Stick The, Stand Bubs' Concession egg) (Easter

Computer: 386 Compy

Date: November 2004 15, Monday,

Running Time: 4:05

Title: Page 386?? Compy

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Four, 50 DVD Hits Greatest Sbemails'

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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floor.} text Compy slides background and the 386 off and melts onto screen the {The on

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STRONG MAD: CAN'T YOU! SPELL I

MARZIPAN: {more unintelligible gibberish}

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Town.} One arm of the Ugly King extends and her starts {The slapping

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[edit] References Real-World

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[edit] Commentary Transcript

(by: Commentary Mike Chapman, Chapman Matt, Runner Homestar)

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MATT: Thanks.

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{Pause}

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MIKE: That was you's. lot a of

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