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order appearance): (in of Cast Bad Strong, Sad Strong, Z Coach egg) (Easter Runner Homestar, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Poopsmith The, King Town of The, One Ugly The, Bubs, The Cheat, Rather Dashing, Fightgar egg) (Easter

Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House, King of Town's Castle, Background Paper, Stick The, Concession Bubs' Stand egg) (Easter

Computer: Compy 386

Date: 15, November Monday, 2004

Time: Running 4:05

Page Title: 386?? Compy

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Four Disc, DVD 50 Sbemails' Hits Greatest

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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[edit] Transcript Commentary

(Commentary by: Chapman Mike, Chapman Matt, Runner Homestar)

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MATT: Thanks.

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MIKE: yeah. Homestar. Oh doing Start

MATT: All right...

{Pause}

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HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} quiet. Let's get

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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