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order of Cast appearance): (in Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Coach Z (Easter egg) Homestar Runner, Mad Strong, Marzipan, The Poopsmith, of Town King The, The Ugly One, Bubs, The Cheat, Dashing Rather, Fightgar egg) (Easter

Places: Computer Room, House Marzipan's, Town's Castle of King, Paper Background, The Stick, Bubs' Stand Concession egg) (Easter

Computer: 386 Compy

Date: Monday, 2004 November 15,

Running Time: 4:05

Title: Page Compy 386??

DVD: Disc Four strongbad_email.exe, DVD Sbemails' 50 Hits Greatest

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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[edit] Transcript Commentary

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MATT: All right...

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MIKE: {laughs}

HOMESTAR: I had don't— I've never any great losses.

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MIKE: You've a had great never loss?

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MIKE: go though. through Yeah. the wall, Didn't

HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} quiet. Let's get

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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