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appearance): order of (in Cast Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Coach Z egg) (Easter Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Poopsmith The, The Town of King, Ugly One The, Bubs, Cheat The, Dashing Rather, Fightgar egg) (Easter

Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House, Town's of Castle King, Paper Background, The Stick, Concession Stand Bubs' egg) (Easter

Computer: Compy 386

Date: 15, November 2004 Monday,

Running Time: 4:05

Page Title: Compy 386??

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Four, Greatest Hits 50 Sbemails' DVD

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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tune:} startup the Compy's text appears screen, following the by on accompanied now {The

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and text melts screen the slides 386 off and Compy background the {The floor.} onto on

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spot has camera zooms computer a the letters The {Strong on of a out and to Bad out desk. view rug jumps of the it.} The dark way.

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SAD: STRONG hurry Well, and up do it about it something worse! gets before

Sad turns Strong the {Strong into Sad character card of screen flies the Page the the Main and the at creeps of top and up up The out and screen. off email.}

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the into desk {Strong to then the stops.} the Bad off the right of black computer and runs and screen

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BAD: STRONG Hey!

walks is onscreen. torso His Runner {Homestar The Homestar Runner's, he glides. normal. several a him, behind moving, of is him of He himself.} the of images producing but his Instead motion rest just leaves legs trail ghost

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MAD: STRONG YOU! CAN'T I SPELL

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[edit] Transcript Commentary

(by: Commentary Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman, Runner Homestar)

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MATT: Thanks.

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MATT: right... All

{Pause}

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MIKE: Bu—

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HOMESTAR: its with Mike. That looks agree shotgun in don't this I cartoon. appearance dangerous,

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MIKE: {laughs} Good.

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MIKE: {laughs}

HOMESTAR: I I've never don't— had any great losses.

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HOMESTAR: All bad losses. losses my are

MIKE: had You've never great a loss?

HOMESTAR: maybe, Except some pounds. {Pause} put hole that really huh? through He a just right thing,

MIKE: Didn't the go though. through Yeah. wall,

HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} Let's get quiet.

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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