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order appearance): Cast (in of Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Coach Z egg) (Easter Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Poopsmith The, Town of The King, Ugly The One, Bubs, The Cheat, Rather Dashing, Fightgar (Easter egg)

Places: Room Computer, House Marzipan's, Castle of Town's King, Background Paper, Stick The, Bubs' Concession Stand egg) (Easter

Computer: Compy 386

Date: November 2004 15, Monday,

Time: Running 4:05

Page Title: Compy 386??

DVD: Four Disc strongbad_email.exe, Hits DVD Sbemails' Greatest 50

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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types {Strong Bad in Edgarware.exe, along a up the quick on-screen, following text bringing with tune.}

switches the and to following enter, text} the {Strong Bad screen hits

STRONG BAD: drop a All right, now Edgar, train on 'em...

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STRONG BAD: {alarmed} number!! is That a a is not Waaugh! That small big What'm gonna do?! I number!!!

following the text {The startup appears by screen, now accompanied the beep:} on Compy's

STRONG BAD: a good not prize! very Virus Computer equals over? yes?! That's

background screen and off text on the onto slides {The Compy and 386 floor.} the melts

BAD: STRONG Oooh!

computer out jumps to of The the zooms Bad out view {Strong of camera desk.} a the way.

STRONG BAD: peed my carpet. Compy... the And just

following No {The of off underlying an to briefly wall.} The the gridwork the computer corner showing desk and falls becomes pseudo-HTML code it. sign Loafing the flashes,

<head>
<href>no loafing!!</href>
</body>

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BAD: STRONG guilt} {with Uhhh, noo...

STRONG SAD: get you Did hundred four thousand viruses?

STRONG BAD: {submissive} Yes... very yes!

SAD: STRONG Well, up and hurry do something before worse! about it gets it

the into turns Strong Sad {Strong Sad card character up the and Page flies Main of the the screen. up screen and email.} at The and creeps out the top off of

STRONG BAD: {terrified} Cheeeaaat! The

runs stops.} the then and computer into off screen desk and the the of black {Strong to the Bad right

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back space.} shifts but tries to room the room, fall Bad causing on into to left, {Strong still jump him blank the

STRONG BAD: Hey!

torso {Homestar Runner onscreen. is His walks Homestar Runner The's, rest just several a ghost is Instead trail the him He of images normal. of but his of himself.} him, glides. producing legs behind moving, he leaves motion

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BAD: STRONG {stands up} no, No, touch that! don't

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who is fists. one the tapes.} room. to with blocking one, unless out VHS on Marzipan to starts is other Bad is several living Monkey!!" feature standing saying side Marzipan They real {Suddenly, "Making Homestar awesome!" after a of the (including standing and next a the is pounds pop-up nearby titled used), of Mad each windows screaming Cut stack Marzipan's with his totally is screen the Strong and Strong appear "Click oldschool popup

MARZIPAN: best Well, ever— tapes it's I've Mad! think fantastic, of I That's stack Strong VHS the

distorted, turns voice into unintelligible.} rendering art and deep of making and herself, {Marzipan an her words ASCII her becomes extremely

MAD: STRONG I YOU! SPELL CAN'T

MARZIPAN: {more unintelligible gibberish}

himself his picture {Strong turns from into of a Mad Character Yearbook Page, Homsar's text screen with noise. the at offscreen appears reading Cut-off of walks the walking top which as follows.}

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THE TOWN: KING OF {his up crown in surprise} pops Ooh! Poopsmith?!

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ONE: THE UGLY can it I it! can I do do nine times!

and extends One slapping her the of arm starts Town.} {The King Ugly

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RUNNER: HOMESTAR have can I Bubs, now? leg Hey, my back

long is a pause.} {There

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{Paper The down.} comes

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[edit] Real-World References

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[edit] Fast Forward

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[edit] Transcript Commentary

(Commentary by: Chapman Mike, Chapman Matt, Runner Homestar)

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MATT: Thanks.

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MATT: right... All

{Pause}

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{Pause}

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MIKE: {laughs}

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MIKE: loss? had a never great You've

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MIKE: through wall, Didn't though. the Yeah. go

HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} get Let's quiet.

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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