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"technical experiences some 386... with Compy the difficulties" the Strong of and rest Bad the Runner Homestar universe.

appearance): (in Cast of order Bad Strong, Strong Sad, Coach Z egg) (Easter Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Poopsmith The, The Town King of, Ugly The One, Bubs, The Cheat, Rather Dashing, Fightgar egg) (Easter

Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House, Town's Castle of King, Background Paper, The Stick, Stand Bubs' Concession (Easter egg)

Computer: Compy 386

Date: November 15, Monday, 2004

Time: Running 4:05

Page Title: Compy 386??

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Four, Greatest Sbemails' Hits 50 DVD

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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{Strong in types Bad Edgarware.exe, a tune.} up with the along on-screen, quick bringing text following

text} hits the and following the {Strong screen switches Bad to enter,

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dings on {The following the now computer appears the screen:} and

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by screen, {The accompanied appears on now startup the the text following Compy's beep:}

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and slides off text the the background {The and onto Compy screen floor.} on 386 melts

BAD: STRONG Oooh!

The of view of to out out zooms way. a Bad camera desk.} {Strong computer jumps the the

STRONG BAD: And peed my the Compy... just carpet.

wall.} Loafing briefly off the computer it. of desk sign to gridwork the pseudo-HTML becomes code corner an No and flashes, The the {The showing following underlying falls

<head>
loafing!!</href> <href>no
</body>

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SAD: STRONG you Did get hundred thousand four viruses?

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SAD: STRONG and up hurry Well, do it gets something before worse! it about

turns Strong into {Strong Sad the Sad card character up up the out and creeps the screen screen. at of and the the flies email.} Main top off of The and Page

BAD: STRONG {terrified} Cheeeaaat! The

black of to and into right off the desk {Strong screen the then runs Bad stops.} the the and computer

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blank the Bad into the fall jump still shifts to left, but {Strong back space.} to on him room, tries causing room

BAD: STRONG Hey!

walks torso Runner is His {Homestar onscreen. Runner The Homestar's, but his glides. a motion of producing He of images just normal. Instead is he the him behind trail legs moving, rest leaves of himself.} him, ghost several

RUNNER: HOMESTAR computer box. Strong fix how Bad! fear, to know I Never your the to back {He turns Strong then Bad.} to Compy,

STRONG BAD: up} {stands No, that! don't touch no,

HOMESTAR RUNNER: needs super Your words. box off ground.} onto {His and the head falls Like one have this right these here! Gotta "downloads" up {picks the from Navbar} this and one {picks "games"} up one. and this-a-this-a-this up {picks "characters"}

STRONG BAD: {simultaneously} Stop! No, possible! not supposed to wait! be That's

tapes.} totally out the nearby next a stack starts to Marzipan with (including the They a and room. unless each on and Homestar {Suddenly, Monkey!!" one standing is is Strong screen titled is used), blocking with of Cut of pop-up oldschool side popup "Making VHS after one, other the Mad is his Bad Strong is living Marzipan windows appear several Marzipan's "Click the awesome!" saying feature screaming standing who real fists. to pounds

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extremely turns her art herself, of her into an and making distorted, deep and rendering {Marzipan voice unintelligible.} becomes words ASCII

MAD: STRONG I CAN'T YOU! SPELL

MARZIPAN: gibberish} {more unintelligible

into picture of {Strong his a himself from Mad turns Character Yearbook Page, at walks of walking the which Homsar's as screen appears text noise. Cut-off top follows.} offscreen reading the with

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THE TOWN: OF KING to left. little A the the shovel extends King.} {The toward the Poopsmith Good, good...

to {The suddenly changes a scene Girl Teen Squad-style text piece the "issue of paper, with the rest 3.14159265and" gone.} top. at Poopsmith the The is

KING THE OF TOWN: {his crown in pops surprise} up Ooh! Poopsmith?!

with Ugly her appears and sound distorted.} RhinoFeeder", mouth One rhino and is Bad's {The out nowhere from the of huge "Strong

ONE: UGLY THE do it! it do I can can I times nine!

and Town.} arm King her One of {The extends Ugly starts slapping the

OF TOWN: THE KING No! old! And Stop! rich! And fat! Please! cool! I'm And Uh!

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BUBS: I like, a done this, shoulda years million ago.

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Cheat {A Bad left start Strong starts rhythm to to holding pans a reveal which camera and up, dancing. Bubs The the salsa to The shotgun.}

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RUNNER: HOMESTAR I back now? leg have Bubs, my Hey, can

{There is pause.} long a

Compy it. wall Strong hole Bad of it, to behind monitor {Cut a in through of sitting front giant most which its has head the is now bowed.} and the 386,

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{Paper The comes down.}

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[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Explanations

[edit] Trivia

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[edit] Goofs

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[edit] Glitches Fixed

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[edit] References Inside

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[edit] References Real-World

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[edit] Forward Fast

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[edit] DVD Version

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[edit] Transcript Commentary

(by: Commentary Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman, Runner Homestar)

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MATT: Thanks.

{Pause}

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MIKE: Mm hmm.

{Pause}

MIKE: Say something good, Matt.

MATT: Uh—

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MIKE: Start yeah. Oh Homestar. doing

MATT: All right...

{Pause}

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MIKE: That was lot a you's. of

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MIKE: Bu—

{Pause}

HOMESTAR: Mike. don't dangerous, appearance with shotgun its this cartoon. That agree in I looks

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MIKE: {laughs} Good.

HOMESTAR: you hard learn way? that the Did

MIKE: No.

HOMESTAR: Penny Hardaway?

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HOMESTAR: a like loss sounds great a But— contradiction. Mike,

MIKE: {laughs}

HOMESTAR: don't— any I I've never had great losses.

MIKE: "Great" "Great"— not meaning— "large," meaning

HOMESTAR: are All losses. my losses bad

MIKE: great had loss? a You've never

HOMESTAR: maybe, some Except pounds. {Pause} really right that through thing, hole He just a put huh?

MIKE: wall, Yeah. though. go the through Didn't

HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} quiet. Let's get

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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