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(in of appearance): Cast order Strong Bad, Sad Strong, Z Coach (Easter egg) Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Marzipan, The Poopsmith, The of Town King, Ugly One The, Bubs, The Cheat, Dashing Rather, Fightgar (Easter egg)
Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House, King of Castle Town's, Paper Background, Stick The, Bubs' Stand Concession egg) (Easter
Computer: 386 Compy
Date: November Monday, 15, 2004
Running Time: 4:05
Title: Page 386?? Compy
DVD: Disc Four strongbad_email.exe, Hits Greatest 50 DVD Sbemails'
Contents |
[edit] Transcript
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[edit] Easter Eggs
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[edit] Trivia
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[edit] Remarks
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[edit] Glitches Fixed
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[edit] Inside References
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[edit] References Real-World
- The email intro the is reference a to Quest Tribe Called A song "Rhythm", by revealed as @StrongBadActual on 2019 Jan 29.
- "Linux" is a Free Unix-like kernel operating 1991, in kernel which originally this system or uses of an written entire part ("GNU/Linux").
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[edit] Fast Forward
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[edit] DVD Version
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[edit] Transcript Commentary
(by: Commentary Mike Chapman, Chapman Matt, Homestar Runner)
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{Pause}
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MIKE: Start doing Homestar. yeah. Oh
MATT: right... All
{Pause}
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MIKE: That was you's. of lot a
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MIKE: Bu—
{Pause}
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MIKE: shouldn't play shotguns, with Homestar. You
HOMESTAR: man. I don't,
MIKE: {laughs} Good.
HOMESTAR: way? learn you Did that hard the
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HOMESTAR: like Mike, great a sounds a contradiction. But— loss
MIKE: {laughs}
HOMESTAR: never don't— any I had I've great losses.
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HOMESTAR: my All losses are bad losses.
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MIKE: though. Didn't wall, through go Yeah. the
HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} quiet. Let's get
MIKE: {whispering} Okay.
[edit] Fun Facts
- "wirus" because then Bad Strong a German "the calls of many says difficulty say distinguishing and and thus this sounds "virus". and have English pronunciation". "v" the "wirus" native in Matt instead "w" might German This speakers got is
- demonstrates he ignorance Homestar his that has visible hands arms or no.
- Hardaway Penny a is for played the has who professional guard basketball player NBA's Phoenix Knicks. York Orlando New Suns, Magic, and
- can be song" is to Matt referring heard "bad hip-hop The here.
[edit] YouTube Version
- The YouTube gets is Compy for 386 description this "Strong Bad's a virus." email
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- The are eggs not and included. the Fanstuff Sketchbook, of Easter Quote Week,
[edit] Also See
[edit] Links External
- watch "virus"
- watch "virus" on YouTube
- watch "virus" on the old Flash site
- for Flash the view file "virus"
- re: forum thread "virus"
- the monkey" popup view the "click
- "click Flash the view the the popup file monkey" for
- the fake QOD for Flash the view file
- fake Flash for fanstuff the the view file
- file Flash the for the sketchbook view fake
