Toons By Length
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 is the longest toon on the site, with a daunting time of thirty-one minutes and nine seconds.
Intro is the shortest toon on the site, with a time of twenty seconds.
This is a list of every toon in order of length.
The longest official toon is Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 (I Killed Pom Pom counting only Flash toons), and the shortest is the Intro. Counting unofficial toons (for example, those that are absent from the Toons menu), the longest toon is the SBCG4AP Playthrough live stream at nearly two hours, and the shortest toon is Strong Bad's three-second cameo in Dad's Garage's Kickstarter video.
[edit] Statistics
Type of Toon | Average | Total |
---|---|---|
Big Toons | 4:38 | 1:41:59 |
Shorts | 2:22 | 2:19:50 |
Holiday Toons |
| 4:00:52 |
Puppet Stuff | 1:54 | 30:30 |
Powered by The Cheat | 2:15 | 22:30 |
Teen Girl Squad | 2:26 | 36:39 |
Marzipan's Answering Machine |
| 1:30:05 |
New Stuff |
| 15:21 |
Character Videos | 0:52 | 10:28 |
Skills of an Artist | 2:07 | 38:10 |
YouTube | 2:17 | 18:20 |
Kickstarter |
| 5:51:52 |
Halloween Teasers |
| 6:29 |
Other | 1:03 | 37:09 |
All (including emails) | 4:42 | 28:38:22 |
All (not including emails) | 4:50 | 18:58:51 |
These data are as of Mr. Poofers Must Die (October 30, 2018).
[edit] List
[edit] Big Toons
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 7:02 | Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold |
#2 | 6:45 | In Search of the Yello Dello New Version |
#3 | 6:18 | Where's The Cheat? |
#4 | 6:00 | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
#5 | 5:36 | The Luau |
#6 | 5:35 | DNA Evidence |
#7 | 5:24 | Kick-A-Ball |
#8 | 5:10 | 2 Part Episode: Part 2 |
#8 | 5:10 | Bug in Mouth Disease |
#10 | 4:56 | Shopping for Danger |
#11 | 4:37 | Weclome Back |
#12 | 4:25 | Career Day |
#12 | 4:25 | Strongest Man in the World |
#14 | 4:17 | Date Nite |
#15 | 4:10 | 2 Part Episode: Part 1 |
#15 | 4:10 | A Folky Tale |
#17 | 4:00 | Cool Things |
#17 | 4:00 | A Jorb Well Done |
#19 | 3:32 | In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version |
#20 | 2:38 | Parsnips A-Plenty |
#21 | 2:23 | The Reddest Radish |
#22 | 2:02 | The King of Town DVD New Version |
#23 | 1:26 | The King of Town DVD Old Version |
[edit] Shorts
[edit] Holiday Toons
[edit] Puppet Stuff
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 7:22 | Decemberween Dangeresque |
#2 | 2:22 | Marshie vs. Little Girl |
#3 | 2:12 | Dangeresque: Puppet Squad |
#4 | 2:10 | Biz Cas Fri 3 |
#5 | 2:00 | Biz Cas Fri 2 |
#5 | 2:00 | Labor Dabor |
#7 | 1:50 | Biz Cas Fri 1 |
#8 | 1:25 | Homestar vs. Other Little Girl |
#9 | 1:21 | Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial |
#10 | 1:14 | Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes |
#11 | 1:11 | Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams |
#11 | 1:11 | Puppet Time |
#13 | 1:10 | Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities |
#14 | 1:08 | Strong Bad vs. Little Girl |
#15 | 1:07 | Homestar vs. Little Girl 2 |
#16 | 1:06 | Puppet Jam: Mission Control |
#17 | 1:02 | Everybody Knows It |
[edit] Powered by The Cheat
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 3:19 | Fish Eye Lens |
#2 | 2:40 | Rap Song |
#2 | 2:40 | Mile |
#4 | 2:35 | New Boots |
#5 | 2:17 | Trogdor Was A Man |
#6 | 2:08 | Crystal Fortress |
#7 | 1:56 | Everybody to the Limit |
#7 | 1:56 | The Cheat Theme Song |
#9 | 1:47 | Trudgemank |
#10 | 1:12 | Crazy Cartoon |
[edit] Video Stuff
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 14:00 | Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare |
#2 | 4:23 | Skills of an Artist LIVE!! |
#3 | 3:02 | Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery (How-to) |
#4 | 2:55 | Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer |
#5 | 2:52 | Really Cool Boat |
#6 | 2:42 | No-Stalgia |
#7 | 2:19 | Guitar |
#8 | 2:15 | Draccus |
#9 | 2:13 | Tennis Shorts |
#10 | 2:09 | Diskette |
#10 | 2:09 | Cornucopia |
#12 | 2:08 | Large Bean |
#13 | 2:05 | Cartoon Characters |
#14 | 1:58 | Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds |
#15 | 1:54 | Sammich |
#16 | 1:52 | Barf Bag |
#17 | 1:50 | Clownbread |
#18 | 1:48 | Classic Stand-up Arcade Game |
#19 | 1:38 | Muscleman |
#19 | 1:38 | Cannonmouth |
#21 | 1:36 | Posh Toilet Paper |
#22 | 1:23 | Eagle |
[edit] Teen Girl Squad
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 4:14 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 |
#2 | 3:40 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 |
#3 | 3:30 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 |
#3 | 3:30 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 |
#5 | 3:25 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 |
#6 | 3:20 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 |
#7 | 2:24 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 |
#8 | 2:05 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 |
#9 | 1:57 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 |
#10 | 1:53 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 7 |
#11 | 1:38 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
#12 | 1:37 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 |
#13 | 1:22 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 6 |
#14 | 1:12 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 2 |
#15 | 0:52 | Teen Girl Squad Issue 1 |
[edit] Marzipan's Answering Machine
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 31:09 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 |
#2 | 5:39 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 |
#3 | 4:50 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 |
#4 | 4:42 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 |
#5 | 4:24 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 |
#6 | 4:06 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 |
#7 | 3:57 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0 |
#8 | 3:56 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0 |
#9 | 3:30 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2 |
#10 | 3:18 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0 |
#11 | 3:17 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 |
#12 | 3:16 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 |
#12 | 3:16 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 |
#14 | 3:04 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 |
#15 | 2:39 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 |
#16 | 2:38 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0 |
#17 | 2:24 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 |
[edit] New Stuff
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 3:50 | Hremail 7 |
#2 | 3:09 | Hremail 2000 |
#3 | 3:06 | Hremail 62 |
#4 | 2:46 | Sbemailiarized! |
#5 | 2:00 | SBCG4AP Advertisement |
#6 | 0:30 | Workin' on the Game |
[edit] Character Videos
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 1:15 | Strong Sad's Character Video |
#2 | 1:09 | Strong Bad's Character Video |
#3 | 0:59 | Homestar Runner's Character Video |
#4 | 0:58 | The Cheat's Character Video |
#4 | 0:58 | Marzipan's Character Video |
#6 | 0:54 | Bubs's Character Video |
#7 | 0:51 | Coach Z's Character Video |
#8 | 0:49 | Pom Pom's Character Video |
#9 | 0:47 | The King of Town's Character Video |
#10 | 0:38 | Homsar's Character Video |
#11 | 0:36 | The Poopsmith's Character Video |
#12 | 0:34 | Strong Mad's Character Video |
[edit] strongbad_email.exe
[edit] Everything Else
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 4:03 | Why Come Only One Girl? |
#2 | 3:43 | The Limozeen Advantage |
#3 | 3:29 | Blue Laserdisc Challenge |
#4 | 3:13 | Peasant's Quest Outtakes |
#5 | 2:38 | Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It |
#6 | 2:27 | Exaggerations |
#7 | 2:15 | Halloween Awards Show |
#8 | 1:59 | Bubslegum Comics |
#9 | 1:50 | Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues |
#9 | 1:50 | From the Vault |
#9 | 1:50 | Flashforward |
#12 | 1:29 | Flash's 10th Birthday |
#13 | 1:10 | Your Hair is Messed Up |
#14 | 0:38 | Puppet Jam: President's Daughter |
#15 | 0:32 | An Open Forum |
[edit] YouTube Exclusive
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 7:25 | Six Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Unboxing |
#2 | 4:58 | Social Media Crap Compilation 1 |
#3 | 4:38 | independent YouTube version |
#4 | 4:16 | Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation |
#5 | 3:58 | Social Media Crap Compilation 2 |
#6 | 3:28 | Social Media Crap Compilation 3 |
#7 | 3:09 | Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition |
#8 | 2:46 | Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video) |
#9 | 2:31 | Six-Sadded, Die. - The Void Tower |
#10 | 2:29 | Quickstart Overview (video) |
#11 | 2:16 | Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer |
#12 | 2:11 | WarioWare D.I.Y. Compilation |
#13 | 1:53 | Strong Bad Gameways |
#14 | 1:26 | Kooky Moonlight |
#15 | 1:16 | Record Store Day 2018 |
#16 | 1:09 | Greatest American Homestar |
#17 | 1:03 | Stack 'Em to the Heavens! |
#18 | 0:19 | Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee |
[edit] Trogdor!! The Board Game Kickstarter
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 1:48:11 | SBCG4AP Playthrough |
#2 | 1:29:55 | Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends! |
#3 | 1:01:01 | Final Hours Playthrough |
#4 | 55:44 | Trogdor Live Playtest @ GenCon |
#5 | 15:38 | Six-Sadded, Die |
#6 | 8:36 | Six-Sadded, Die: Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d |
#7 | 4:53 | Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination |
#8 | 4:30 | Six-Sadded, Die. - Trogdor's Fiery Rage |
#9 | 3:43 | Wyrmwood Video |
#10 | 2:39 | Trogdor!! The Board Game (video) |
#11 | 1:55 | Meeple Grove |
[edit] Halloween Teasers
Rank | Length | Toon |
---|---|---|
#1 | 1:40 | Halloween Safety |
#2 | 0:55 | The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser |
#3 | 0:46 | Haunted Photo Booth Teaser |
#4 | 0:43 | Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser |
#4 | 0:43 | Jibblies 2 Teaser |
#4 | 0:43 | The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods Teaser |
#7 | 0:41 | Most in the Graveyard Teaser |
#8 | 0:36 | Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser |
#9 | 0:25 | Later That Night... Teaser |